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autodeletioned adj. Of a drinker who has automatically removed the inconvenient parts of the evening from the account. Justian became autodeletioned and could recall every toast except the one requiring payment. autodependencied adj. Describing a drinker who bases each decision on the previous one, until the sequence becomes its own authority. Kim grew autodependencied and ordered another drink because the last one had already happened. autodephosphorylationed adj. Drunk in a way that removes its own charge, leaving the evening chemically uncommitted. Machiya spent ten minutes explaining that the kitchen counter had lost its charge, thoroughly autodephosphorylationed. autodestructed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening dismantles itself around an unopened glass of water. Tenice became autodestructed beside the sofa, having misplaced the reason for coming upstairs. autodestructioned adj. Drunk to a degree that the person, the plan and the supper each quietly destroy themselves. Zoli grew autodestructioned before finding the glass of water placed beside the bed. autodetachmented adj. Drunk to the extent of separating from one's surroundings without leaving the sofa. Camber sat autodetachmented while the kettle boiled and the kitchen became theoretical. autodetectioned adj. Drunk on the strength of automatically noticing every domestic inconvenience except the need to sit down. Nygia became autodetectioned, identifying the crooked cushion from across the room. autodetectored adj. Loosened by drink into an automatic detector of snacks, taxis and any nearby excuse to sit down. Aadhiran became autodetectored and located the last sausage roll without looking. autodetonationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to go off spontaneously when asked whether supper is ready. Wylie became autodetonationed when the microwave beeped, though nothing in it was explosive. autodetoxicationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and removing the evening's toxin by sitting very still beside water. Huraira was autodetoxicationed on the sofa, taking medicinal sips from a forgotten tumbler. autodeubiquitinationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually regulating which household objects remain assigned to the evening. Azara was autodeubiquitinationed, returning each cushion to a less ambitious position. autodiagnosised adj. Too drunk to accept a diagnosis from anyone else, but able to identify a need for water. Kambri became autodiagnosised on the sofa and prescribed two biscuits before bed. autodialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to telephone the kitchen automatically whenever the glass of water is out of reach. Anoop was autodialed from the sofa, summoning Daedrian to relocate the water. autodialered adj. Having drunk enough to connect any two points in the house, chiefly the sofa and the tap. Eldonna became autodialered and established contact between the sitting room and kitchen. autodiallered adj. Having drunk more than the household can route, repeatedly connecting the sofa to the same glass. Manus was autodiallered, asking the kitchen for water through a phone already in his hand. autodidacted (/ˌɔːtoʊˈdaɪdæktd/) adj. You have drunk enough to teach yourself the location of the tap, then forget the lesson. Rambo got autodidacted and conducted independent research into the kitchen cupboards.