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autodromed adj. Having drunk more than the circuit of the bar can safely accommodate, but proceeding at modest speed. Alexe went autodromed round the pub, taking each bend beside the fruit machine. autodualitied adj. You have drunk enough to be both the question and its answer, with no outside assistance. Artemas was autodualitied and settled every argument by agreeing with both sides. autodynamicsed adj. You are drunk and advancing a private theory that the laws of the evening are incorrectly formulated. Daylani was autodynamicsed, disputing gravity beside the fruit machine. autodyned adj. Of a drinker: amplified by his own voice until a quiet remark becomes a broadcast. Elitania was autodyned, making the crisps order audible from the snug. autoecholaliaed adj. Of a drinker who has repeated his own words until they sound like somebody else's contribution. Mahyka was autoecholaliaed, answering every question with her previous answer. autoeciousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who supports the entire evening's life cycle from one host: the same patient friend. Aviah was autoeciousnessed, relying on one friend for money, lifts and explanations. autoecismed adj. A drinker who completes the whole evening on one host, usually the friend carrying the tab. Clorence was autoecismed, attached to Brentwood from first pint to taxi. autoecologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a private survey of the individual currently wearing your clothes. Demeir became autoecologied and assessed his own condition beside the cloakroom. autoed (/ˈɔːtəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that your own stored power is no longer enough to carry you home. Marli was autoed and required a driver, despite having arrived on foot. autoeducationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every topic is researched personally, with the bar as library. Markesia went autoeducationed and taught herself the rules of bar billiards mid-match. autoeliminationed adj. The state of being drunk and removing yourself from the conversation without external encouragement. Hardie became autoeliminationed and quietly withdrew beneath the coat rack. autoencephalitised adj. The condition of a drinker who has let the evening's inflammation reach the headquarters. Amaad was autoencephalitised, treating the pub quiz answer as a personal revelation. autoencodered adj. The drunkenness of one who compresses a long story into a code only he can decode. Florence was autoencodered, reducing the explanation to three gestures and a cough. autoendolithed adj. Reduced by drink to inhabiting the same hard surface you have been leaning against. Asel was autoendolithed against the fireplace, blending neatly with the masonry. autoenrollmented adj. Softened by drink into accepting every scheme, mailing list and further round automatically. Darhyl was autoenrollmented and joined the darts league before finding his coat. autoenucleationed adj. Sharpened by drink into removing every layer of restraint from your gaze. Meiyi was autoenucleationed, staring straight through the landlord's carefully worded hint.