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autohaemorrhaginged adj. A drinker so far gone that bodily fluids are deployed defensively whenever balance is questioned. Asis became autohaemorrhaginged after stumbling, producing tears as though under formal attack. autohaemotherapied adj. Having drunk enough to return whatever was removed earlier, preferably before the taxi arrives. Vernis became autohaemotherapied outside the pub and rejoined the queue looking considerably relieved. autohagiographied adj. The condition of a drinker who records the evening as a flawless personal legend despite the staircase evidence. Symphani became autohagiographied, describing the fall as a deliberate kneeling manoeuvre. autohalered adj. The drunkenness of one who breathes deeply at regular intervals, as though operated by a button. Ashaley went autohalered beside the bar, inhaling dramatically before every sentence. autoharped adj. Reduced by drink to producing only the notes that survive the removal of all useful coordination. Larie became autoharped, pressing every lift button except the one required. autoharpisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that any available surface is an instrument awaiting your expertise. Harshan got autoharpisted and performed a measured solo on the restaurant's banister. autohelmed adj. Softened by drink into maintaining a chosen course without noticing that the course leads into furniture. Tuana went autohelmed along the corridor and kept the same heading through the coat rack. autohemagglutinationed adj. Sharpened by drink into clinging to whatever is nearest, forming an unwilling union with furniture and walls. Shavna became autohemagglutinationed against the stair rail and could not detach herself. autohemodilutioned adj. Still drunk, and diluted by successive rounds until the evening has lost its concentration. Brynson was autohemodilutioned by last orders, and required a coat, a taxi and some water. autohemolysinned adj. Too drunk to keep your own constitution intact once the final round has been absorbed. Damiene became autohemolysinned near closing time and dissolved into the taxi queue. autohemolysised adj. Sufficiently drunk to break yourself down from within before reaching the journey home. Trinese was autohemolysised by the fourth round and travelled home in separate conversational fragments. autohemorrhaginged adj. The state of being drunk and ejecting tears, sweat or other fluids at the slightest loss of balance. Daymeon went autohemorrhaginged when the banister moved unexpectedly under his hand. autohemotherapied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and putting some of it back before departure. Louaine was autohemotherapied beside the kebab shop before attempting the final stretch home. autohesioned adj. You have drunk enough to adhere permanently to the nearest companion for the journey home. Malette was autohesioned to Connor-jay outside the station, each refusing to release the other's sleeve. autoheterodyned adj. You are drunk and generating a second, noisier version of yourself between rounds. Stefenie became autoheterodyned after the pub shut, arguing with her reflection in the taxi window. autohistoradiographied adj. Of a drinker: lit from within by the evening, revealing every round taken and every stop postponed. Pessie looked autohistoradiographied beneath the station lights, with the whole evening visible in her expression.