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autoholonymed adj. Of a drinker who has become both the whole party and the small, troublesome part everyone is trying to locate. Denford was autoholonymed by midnight, simultaneously the group and the reason it had missed the last train. autoholonymied adj. Describing a drinker who contains the entire evening, including the minor incident at the cloakroom. Roget grew autoholonymied after the final round, embodying both the party and its missing umbrella. autohomeomorphismed adj. A drinker who reaches home by a route that preserves every turn while changing what home means. Jicela was autohomeomorphismed after last orders, following the familiar road to a surprisingly unfamiliar door. autohomicided adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has quietly taken its own conclusion, usually before the taxi does. Mahonri became autohomicided after last orders and surrendered the remaining journey to the driver. autohomoeroticismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unusually absorbed in the self on the way home. Keyshun was autohomoeroticismed after last orders, admiring his reflection in every darkened shopfront. autohotelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the nearest discreet address for a sensible destination. Brach was autohotelled after the final round and needed directions back to the actual hotel. autohydrolysised adj. Reduced by drink to breaking down in water alone, preferably supplied before the journey home. Amayra was autohydrolysised by last orders and accepted a glass of water with scientific gratitude. autohypernymed adj. Softened by drink into treating every destination as merely another place to go home from. Irene was autohypernymed after the fourth round, with pub, station and doorstep becoming interchangeable categories. autohypernymied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding one broad explanation for every missing coat and missed train. Llinda became autohypernymied at closing time, reducing the evening's difficulties to a single administrative matter. autohyperonymied adj. Loosened by drink into calling the pub, the taxi and the pavement one broad category of evening. Mekiel was autohyperonymied after last orders, placing the taxi rank within the general concept of indoors. autohypnosised adj. Emboldened by drink to put yourself to sleep wherever the final round happens to end. Colben autohypnosised beside the coat stand and missed both last orders and the first taxi. autohypnotismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where you can persuade yourself that the taxi is already moving. Coralai was autohypnotismed at the station, watching the same departure board change twice. autohypnotizationed adj. Drunk and talking yourself into believing that last orders were a sensible place to stop. autohyponymed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole night has narrowed to one particular bar, coat and route home. Yocelyn became autohyponymed after the final round, recognising only the smallest details of the journey. autohyponymied adj. Drunk enough to reduce the evening to one private category, with no wider context available. Dirrick was autohyponymied after last orders, treating his assigned coat as the only relevant object. autoiconned adj. Drunk past the point of becoming your own landmark, useful mainly for finding the way back from the bar. Branden was autoiconned after closing time, standing beneath the streetlight as though marked on a map.