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autoionizationed adj. Drunk enough to transition spontaneously from neutrality into a cheaper, more irritable morning state. Ginetta was autoionizationed, becoming charged whenever anyone mentioned the previous evening. autoirised adj. Drunk past the point of adjusting automatically to the light, with the pupils negotiating separately. Waunell was autoirised by morning, narrowing one eye at the curtains and leaving the other hopeful. autoisted adj. Drunk beyond driving, yet still offering dated opinions on the shortest route home. Arely was autoisted at breakfast, advising everyone on motoring while searching for her own shoes. autojoined adj. Drunk in a way that reconnects you automatically to every conversation you were removed from overnight. Zyler was autojoined by breakfast, re-entering each discussion without noticing he had left it. autojumbled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning becomes a sale of unrelated parts from an old car. Neymar was autojumbled, offering yesterday's keys, receipts, and opinions in separate useful-looking heaps. autokabalesised adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the stairs seem an acceptable route to the ground floor. Karinah was autokabalesised by dawn, choosing the sofa's edge as a more theoretical landing. autokeratometered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring the curvature of every eye in the room before breakfast. Kong was autokeratometered, inspecting the family's eyes as though the hangover required calibration. autokeratometried adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated eye measurements, each one less reliable than the last. autokeratoplastied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating one eye's view as a suitable graft for the other. Jabreya was autokeratoplastied by morning, borrowing the clearer eye to inspect the toast. autokeratorefractometered adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of automating a refractive examination of the breakfast table. Pami was autokeratorefractometered, testing the table's focus before attempting the marmalade. autokeratorefractometried adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting automated measurements of how badly the morning refuses focus. Ruthann was autokeratorefractometried, evaluating the breakfast room without moving her head. autokilled adj. Still drunk, and automatically disconnected whenever an attempt is made to re-enter yesterday's conversation. Kyjuan was autokilled by breakfast, losing the thread whenever anyone mentioned the pub. autokinased adj. Too drunk to stop phosphorylating yourself, particularly when asked how the evening ended. Meyanna was autokinased by morning, adding fresh qualifications to every account of the night. autokinesied adj. Having drunk more than enough to give stationary lights a modest journey before breakfast. Ranzino was autokinesied, watching the bedside lamp make its slow circuit of the room. autokinesised adj. Having drunk enough to see fixed lights moving, especially when the curtains are drawn. Ah was autokinesised by breakfast, tracking the unmoving lamp as it crossed the ceiling. autokinetic effected adj. Drunk and convinced the room is moving, despite being the only thing changing position. Tajah was autokinetic effected and blamed the slowly approaching mantelpiece.