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autolanded adj. Drunk to the point where you trust yourself to arrive safely without supervising the route. Raiven autolanded beside the coat stand, having delegated navigation to instinct. autolandinged adj. Drunk enough to surrender the evening's final approach to whatever is operating the controls. Daikwon autolandinged on the sofa while supervising nobody in particular. autolaryngoscoped adj. Drunk past the point of inspecting your own throat and accepting the findings as authoritative. Zakarias autolaryngoscoped with a spoon and diagnosed an unusually persuasive tonsil. autolaryngoscopied adj. Drunk beyond conducting an internal examination and trusting yourself to interpret the view. Quavon autolaryngoscopied in the bathroom mirror, then prescribed another round. autolatered adj. Drunk in a way that makes your own suggestions seem worthy of obedience. Ekamjot was autolatered and raised a glass to his decision to order another one. autolatried adj. Drunk, with the result that every private opinion arrives dressed as a revelation. Gemar grew autolatried and delivered a toast to the wisdom of his own seating plan. autolearninged adj. Drunk to a degree that mistakes repeated errors for an efficient method of learning. autolessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing every car has vanished because you cannot find yours. Aleigh was autolessnessed and searched the car park for an automobile she had not brought. autoligationed adj. Drunk on the strength of tying every loose end back to yourself, including the conversation. Milla autoligationed the balloon to her wrist and called the arrangement secure. autolinguonymed (/ˌɔː.təʊˈlɪŋ.ɡwə.nɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently naming your language in terms nobody else recognises. Trevonne got autolinguonymed and renamed English after himself during the taxi ride. autolipophagied adj. Drunk by closing time, and digesting your own reserves while insisting the plan remains viable. Roneil was autolipophagied and consumed his emergency crisps with scientific conviction. autolipophagosomed adj. Too drunk to let anyone else decide what goes into your own cellular recycling vesicle. Vaughn got autolipophagosomed and explained cellular housekeeping to everyone at the table. autolithed adj. Still drunk, and convinced each new decision has hardened naturally into the larger plan. Lakessha was autolithed, embedded in an evening she had confidently improvised. autolithographed adj. Too drunk to copy anyone else, producing a permanent record directly from your own uncertain judgement. Julianni autolithographed the receipt with a drawing of the taxi he had declined. autolithographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every decision an original impression, however familiar the mistake. Sufi was autolithographied and recreated yesterday's argument without consulting anyone involved. autoloadered adj. Having drunk enough to load every conversation with ammunition and discharge it without assistance. Kiansh was autoloadered and supplied fresh objections before anyone had finished speaking.