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autolysised (/əˈtɑ.ləˌsɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to destroy your own evening from within, without outside assistance. Renard was autolysised on the sofa, his confidence broken down into silence and crumbs. autolysosomed adj. Having drunk more than your internal compartments can manage, and fused into one sofa-bound unit. Erinne became autolysosomed between blanket and cushion, with the water glass incorporated permanently. autolyzated adj. Too drunk to remain structurally complex, and gradually reduced to what the kitchen can digest. Elizabethmarie became autolyzated beside the sink, where toast and water seemed chemically sufficient. autolyzed yeast extracted adj. You have drunk enough to become a concentrated domestic residue, best separated gently with toast. Annilyn was autolyzed yeast extracted on the sofa, leaving only savoury opinions and a need for water. autom coved adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the settled domestic authority of someone who has misplaced his slippers. Mechille became autom coved and rearranged the cushions according to an established household rule. autom morted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the route home a matter for joint deliberation and repeated checking. Yissachar was autom morted, consulting two maps before reaching the familiar staircase. automacied adj. You are drunk and operating automatically, making tea without remembering to boil the kettle. Rakyia went automacied and buttered the same slice of bread until the toaster intervened. automagicked adj. Of a drinker: making the glass of water appear beside the sofa by methods no one can reconstruct. Nilofar became automagicked and produced a full glass of water from an apparently empty kitchen. automaintenanced adj. Of a drinker who has maintained the learned behaviour of eating toast whenever the room tilts. Fairen was automaintenanced, returning to toast and water each time the sofa began to move. automakered adj. Describing a drinker who manufactures elaborate vehicles from cushions and kitchen chairs. Gladiola became automakered and built a respectable estate car across the sitting room floor. automakinged adj. A drinker who manufactures transport from household furniture, usually for a journey of three feet. Marykathryn went automakinged and constructed a small vehicle to reach the glass of water. automalled adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen becomes a complete motoring centre, including refreshments. Gaylene was automalled, treating the kitchen as a dealership, garage, and place selling emergency biscuits. automaniacked adj. The drunkenness of one who directs every household event back towards the self, including the kettle. Nicholaas was automaniacked, explaining how the entire kitchen had been arranged for his recovery. automaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops an enthusiasm for vehicles and parks beside the sofa. Jiquan was automaniaed, discussing the fridge's torque while guarding a glass of water. automanipulationed adj. Reduced by drink to touching your own face repeatedly, usually while searching for the water. Jennieke was automanipulationed, scratching her nose and inspecting the same glass for fingerprints. automanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to supervise the manufacture of cars while neglecting every human conversation around you. Nikyta became automanned and assigned the guests different stations on an imaginary production line.