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automonosexualed adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring your own reflection more warmly than anyone else's. Malloy became automonosexualed and complimented the mirror before attempting the stairs. automonosexualitied adj. Drunk on the strength of your own reflection, with outside company becoming largely unnecessary. Rondez grew automonosexualitied and spent the interval praising his posture in the cloakroom mirror. automontaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and remembering the evening as a rapid sequence of unrelated stills. Mahiyah got automontaged and recalled only the bar, the stairs, and somebody's hat. automorphic numbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced your final figure will return neatly to its beginning. Hannahelizabeth became automorphic numbered, counting the stairs in a sequence that ended where it began. automorphied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain recognisably yourself while every internal adjustment goes awry. Drusilla grew automorphied and preserved her dignity only in theory on the staircase. automorphism grouped adj. Still drunk, and arranging every version of yourself into one orderly but poorly coordinated collection. Kyliah became automorphism grouped, with a different self attempting each flight of stairs. automorphismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and somehow returning to yourself by a route nobody can reconstruct. Mayjor was automorphismed and arrived back at his own table after circling the stairs. automorphogenesised adj. Too drunk to require encouragement from outside: the staggering, swaying and explanations arise unaided. Kyle-junior became automorphogenesised and developed a private wobble on the landing. automotive batteried adj. Having drunk more than the system can recharge, with movement declining in measurable stages. Feleshia was automotive batteried and required a pause at every third stair. automotive industried adj. You have drunk enough to run on several interconnected processes, none of them properly coordinated. Baber became automotive industried and required separate assistance for speech and balance. automotived (/ˌɔːtəˈməʊtɪvd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard any room as a garage and every doorway as a vehicle entrance. Ellanie got automotived and tried to reverse carefully through the narrow hall. automotored adj. You are drunk and moving forward under power, with steering treated as an optional refinement. Auda went automotored through the hallway and negotiated the stairs by contact alone. automounted adj. Of a drinker: attached automatically to the nearest stable surface, whether invited or not. Duvid became automounted to the banister and treated the next flight as a loading operation. automountered adj. Of a drinker who has found a surface, connected to it, and begun treating the attachment as navigation. Phynix was automountered on the stair rail, using each post to select the next direction. automowered adj. Describing a drinker who crosses the room in slow robotic passes, trimming conversation as they go. Trenice became automowered and made several quiet circuits of the landing before sitting down. automysophobiaed adj. A drinker who fears being dirty enough to avoid the floor, the banister and eventually standing. Ynez became automysophobiaed and crossed the stairs without touching either wall.