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autonarcosised adj. The state of being drunk and inducing your own sleep wherever the evening happens to end. Sirah became autonarcosised on the third stair and required a coat for the night. autonaved adj. The condition of a drinker who lets an internal satnav choose the route, regardless of visible stairs. Tiofilo grew autonaved and followed an immaculate course towards the wrong landing. autonecrosised adj. The drunkenness of one who loses movement in separate parts, beginning with the feet and ending with speech. Altheria became autonecrosised halfway up, when her legs stopped participating in the plan. autonegationed adj. Reduced by drink to denying your own previous statement before it has fully left your mouth. Camaron became autonegationed and contradicted himself between the first and second stair. autonepiophiliaed (/ˌɔːtəʊˌniːpiəʊˈfɪliəd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating your own smallest, least capable self as the evening's principal guest. Fayelyn became autonepiophiliaed and requested a blanket before attempting the stairs. autonned (/ˈɔː.tɒnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the body follows a sequence of instructions, though not necessarily the correct ones. Perna went autonned and climbed three stairs, bowed, then began again. autonoesissed (/ˌɔːtəʊ.nəʊˈiːsɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into experiencing each few seconds as a separate episode, complete with fresh surprise. Elozor became autonoesissed and rediscovered the same staircase at every landing. autonomasiaed adj. Loosened by drink into replacing names with descriptions, titles and whatever resemblance arrives first. Hermit became autonomasiaed and addressed the landlord as Captain of the Excellent Stairs. autonomasied adj. Emboldened by drink to give everyone a grander title than the occasion or their conduct warrants. Itsuo grew autonomasied and appointed the coat stand Keeper of the Lower Landing. autonomationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let the evening detect and correct its own errors, particularly around last orders. Neta got autonomationed and somehow reached the taxi without participating in the decision. autonomic ganglioned adj. Having drunk enough to let the body organise the journey home without consulting the conscious mind. Seananthony went autonomic ganglioned and arrived at the night bus with no recollection of choosing it. autonomic nervous systemed adj. You have drunk enough to let the heart, gut and glands continue the evening while you concentrate on finding your coat. Marthy became autonomic nervous systemed after last orders and stood patiently beside the wrong coat. autonomicitied adj. You are drunk and operating on involuntary arrangements, including the selection of a coat and the refusal of another round. Huston was autonomicitied by closing time and left the pub when the body appeared ready. autonomicsed adj. Of a drinker: automatically detecting and correcting small errors, except the decision to order another round. Kaloni was autonomicsed enough to find the door, though not to notice last orders had passed. autonomied (/ɔːˈtɒn.ə.mid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker free to govern the journey home, including its unnecessary detours. Mikaelah became autonomied after the final round and exercised independence all the way to the station. autonomismed adj. Of a drinker who has rejected the authority of the bar staff, the clock and anyone suggesting a taxi. Jerrimiah became autonomismed at last orders and disputed the pub's right to close.