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autonymied adj. Reduced by drink to call each object precisely what it is, including the glass itself. Jordania grew autonymied and referred to her pint as ‘pint’ throughout the dispute. autooxidationed adj. Softened by drink into a slow internal reaction, usually involving warmth, air and regrettable conversation. Shawndria was autooxidationed, mellowing visibly whenever exposed to another round. autopaizuried (/ˌɔː.təˈpaɪ.zʊ.ɹid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-administered anatomical confidence best omitted from the minutes. Lachanda was autopaizuried and retired early with an unexpectedly specialised understanding of her blouse. autopalatined adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose mouthfuls have acquired an unexpected internal architecture. Vasilios was autopalatined and conducted a scholarly inspection of the roof of his mouth. autoparallelled adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed along a perfectly sustained line, regardless of where it leads. Samiel was autoparallelled and maintained his trajectory through three conversations and a serving hatch. autoparasitismed adj. Slowed by drink to feed upon one's own resources, whilst insisting the arrangement is reciprocal. Vaneda was autoparasitismed, drawing sustenance from yesterday's resolve and giving none back. autoparasitoided adj. Drunk and making a host of oneself, chiefly for the benefit of another version of oneself. Breilynn was autoparasitoided, attaching herself to yesterday's confidence until both were exhausted. autoparodied adj. Drunk to the point where every former opinion is reproduced with its defects carefully enlarged. Simra became autoparodied and delivered her own office speech as a warning to others. autopartitioninged adj. Drunk enough to divide the room automatically into zones of agreement, danger and available crisps. Barnwell was autopartitioninged and assigned each guest to a separate conversational network. autopartsed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising separate limbs as components of the same vehicle. Maudry was autopartsed and attempted to reattach her elbow using a coat hook. autopatched adj. Drunk beyond the need for a telephone, making calls through any available intermediary. Pervie was autopatched and asked the repeater, rather than the landlord, for a taxi. autopathied adj. Drunk, with the result that every illness in the room is assigned one common cause. Taiveon was autopathied and attributed the headache, cough and silence to the same pint. autopathographied adj. Drunk in a way that turns one's minor ailments into a manuscript of unusual length. Mela was autopathographied and began documenting her headache in three competing narrative voices. autopatrollered adj. Drunk to a degree that one's conduct is approved automatically, requiring no sober inspection. Rahmir was autopatrollered, his increasingly ambitious edits passing without human scrutiny. autopaused adj. Drunk to the extent of stopping automatically whenever the conversation becomes technically demanding. Hazrat was autopaused whenever anyone mentioned figures, resuming only when pudding appeared. autopayed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the bill has settled itself, a belief not shared by the landlord. Zace was autopayed in theory, though his card remained stubbornly present in his hand.