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autoploidied adj. Describing a drinker who has become entirely self-replicating in confidence and error. Merchelle was autoploidied, repeating the same assurance until it sounded like evidence. autoploidizationed adj. Of a drinker who has converted one modest idea into several equally forceful copies. autoplungered adj. A drinker who launches each new decision into play without being asked. Ralana went autoplungered and sent the billiard balls moving before anyone had chosen a shot. autoplushophiliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that self-image has become soft, portable and oddly reassuring. Dreona became autoplushophiliaed and asked to be carried home like a decorative cushion. autopoded adj. The state of being drunk and advancing on the evening with a separate, overconfident footing for each decision. Dreyson was autopoded, giving every proposed destination its own determined little march. autopodiumed adj. The condition of a drinker who has entrusted all remaining judgement to the nearest hand or foot. Sarahanne became autopodiumed and used her hand to indicate a route she could not explain. autopoiesised (/ˌɔːtəʊpɔɪˈiːsɪsd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of self-creation, and now reorganising the kitchen without assistance. Tishanna spent an hour autopoiesised, producing sandwiches from ingredients nobody remembered buying. autopoisoninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhibited by the products of your own evening. Diamonta sat autopoisoninged beside the sink, unable to proceed beyond making tea. autopolaritied (/ˈɔ toʊˈpoʊˈlæɹ ɪ tid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and automatically reversing every connection until the glass displays a minus sign. Cledis got autopolaritied and connected the cold tap to the kettle before retiring to the sofa. autopolymered adj. Drunk by closing time, and hardening without heat, light, or further encouragement. Kalvin became autopolymered on the sofa, fixing himself to the cushions until morning. autopolymerizationed adj. Still drunk, and setting solid wherever placed, without heat or light. Corrado remained autopolymerizationed in the armchair, beyond the reach of the washing-up. autopolyploided adj. Too drunk to maintain one complete set of chromosomes, let alone one complete account of the evening. Wathena was autopolyploided on the sofa, with several incompatible versions of dinner in progress. autopolyploidied adj. Having drunk more than one person can reasonably metabolise, and now existing in duplicate. Austie sat autopolyploidied beside the fridge, offering water to an identical-looking companion. autopolyploidisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become several copies of yourself, each claiming the kitchen was tidy. Zakhya grew autopolyploidisationed and left separate instructions for the same saucepan. autopolyploidizationed adj. Having drunk enough to become multiply constituted, with each version requesting a glass of water. Ritu was autopolyploidizationed on the sofa, where every apparent self needed a blanket. autopopulationed adj. You have drunk enough to fill every available surface automatically, chiefly with glasses. Kullin autopopulationed the kitchen with tumblers before finding the tap.