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autoportraited adj. You are drunk and repeatedly capturing your own expression in the dark screen of a phone. Keimy became autoportraited beside the kettle, photographing a face the room had already seen. autoportraitured adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly composing an unflattering likeness in whatever reflective surface is available. Jamesson spent the evening autoportraitured in the microwave door, adjusting an expression nobody requested. autopositioninged adj. Of a drinker who has found the sofa without locating the route by which it happened. autoprefixered adj. Describing a drinker who adds unnecessary qualifications to every household instruction. Kaicy got autoprefixered and gave the dishwasher several browser-specific ways to run. autoprocessinged adj. A drinker who turns inward, processing personal material until the kettle becomes significant. Immaculate sat autoprocessinged on the sofa, metabolising the evening in small, private stages. autoproducered adj. A drinker so far gone that making heat or electricity has become an incidental household activity. Meredyth was autoproducered on the sofa, generating warmth while declining to operate the heater. autoproductioned adj. The state of being drunk and producing refreshments automatically, chiefly toast and unnecessary tea. Arishfa became autoproductioned and discovered six slices of toast beside the glass of water. autoprojectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who evaluates each possible next action and performs the least useful one. Aicia was autoprojectioned on the sofa, repeatedly assessing the journey to the kitchen. autoprojectored adj. The drunkenness of one who projects every private thought onto the nearest appliance. Davor became autoprojectored and explained his finances to the refrigerator. autoproliferationed adj. Reduced by drink to multiplying one minor concern until it occupies the entire sofa. Nehamiah grew autoproliferationed over a missing coaster and involved everyone in the kitchen. autoproteased adj. Softened by drink into quietly dismantling your own arguments, one bond at a time. Terraneisha became autoproteased on the sofa, releasing one apology from each sentence. autoproteinased adj. Sharpened by drink into cutting through your own conversation, usually before reaching the point. Hideki got autoproteinased and split every household suggestion into smaller, less useful fragments. autoproteolysised adj. Loosened by drink into spontaneous self-dissolution, preferably near a sofa and a glass of water. Hunter-cole became autoproteolysised beside the sofa, his plans separating into agreeable fragments. autoprothrombin I'd adj. Emboldened by drink to summon the household clotting factor by its full and rather formal name. Jalyza, autoprothrombin I'd, demanded Christmas factor for a small cut from the bread knife. autoprothrombin II'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a Christmas factor crossing a cold kitchen. Yoab was autoprothrombin II'd on the sofa, taking several minutes to accept the water glass. autoprotolysised adj. Having drunk enough to split into a cheerful donor and a contrary acceptor before the next round. Fenna went autoprotolysised over the crisps, offering some and snatching them back.