autoprotonationed
autoradiogramed

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autoprotonationed adj. Having drunk more than one round, with one part of you giving and another taking advice. Jacquiline got autoprotonationed and bought Da a pint, then borrowed the price back. autoprotonizationed adj. You have drunk enough to act as both the pub bore and his sole audience. Zandyn became autoprotonizationed and spent an hour agreeing with his own story.
autopsiaed adj. Of a drinker who has treated a failed evening as evidence requiring examination. Deneisha became autopsiaed and questioned everyone about the missing kebab. autopsied (/ˈɔːtɒpsiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has begun dissecting the night's remains for a cause. Raevynn got autopsied and laid the evening's collapse before the landlord. autopsiered adj. You are drunk and examining the evening for a cause of death before it has finished. Brently went autopsiered over the empty crisps, searching for what had ended them. autopsisted adj. Of a drinker: methodically dissecting the evening to establish where it went wrong. Santosh grew autopsisted and blamed the first lager for everything that followed. autopsychoanalysised adj. Sufficiently drunk to diagnose your own motives, then act on the diagnosis immediately. Jeffrie became autopsychoanalysised and blamed the extra round on unresolved childhood expectations. autopsychographied adj. A drinker who has begun writing an unflattering account of their own mind on the back of a coaster. Lizzet went autopsychographied and recorded every thought beside the pork scratchings. autopteroticked adj. A drinker so far gone that the ears have become the evening's main architectural feature. Bethyl was autopteroticked and kept asking whether the pub's walls had ears. autopticitied adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that seeing a thing makes you qualified to explain it. Zakaryah grew autopticitied after glimpsing the till and explaining the accounts. autopurificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has automatically removed every sensible thought from the system. Azalene became autopurificationed and emerged from the bar with only confidence remaining. autoracked adj. Having drunk enough to arrange people as though they were vehicles awaiting transport. Nadell got autoracked and loaded the guests into the taxi according to imagined parking order. autoraded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose private contents have become visible to the whole snug. Lareisha went autoraded and exposed the evening's workings over a half-pint. autoradiobiographied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a glowing record of personal failures, visible to everyone nearby. Cardyn went autoradiobiographied and narrated his past beneath the fruit-machine light. autoradiochromatographed adj. Reduced by drink to separating the evening into brightly marked bands of lager, regret and chips. Caldonia became autoradiochromatographed, sorting the night by colour and strength of drink.
autoradiogramed adj. Softened by drink into a faint impression of the person who arrived before closing time. Monez was autoradiogramed by midnight, leaving only a pale outline at the bar.