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autoreducibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be simplified by removing the evening, the argument and finally the trousers. Jayden-cruz was autoreducibilitied by one o'clock, reduced to socks and a solemn apology. autoreductioned adj. Reduced by drink to a state requiring no further agent, merely a sofa and a blanket. Ranjodh was autoreductioned before the taxi arrived, requiring no influence beyond gravity. autoreferenced adj. Softened by drink into discussing oneself as though one were an established authority. Matsuyo grew autoreferenced and cited her own childhood as evidence during the pudding course. autoreferentialitied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding the self at the beginning, middle and end of every anecdote. Taryn became autoreferentialitied, making every anecdote conclude with a lesson about Taryn. autorefinemented adj. Loosened by drink into refining nothing automatically, save the placement of one’s elbows on the table. Ether was autorefinemented after dinner, improving neither the speech nor the arrangement of the cutlery. autoreflexivitied adj. Emboldened by drink to examine one’s own behaviour aloud, at considerable length and without conclusion. Jahseer was autoreflexivitied, analysing his departure while remaining firmly in the chair. autorefractioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where choosing spectacles becomes an afternoon's constitutional matter. Malillani was autorefractioned, testing each pair of glasses as though selecting a cabinet minister. autorefractometered adj. Drunk and measuring the room’s clarity by peering at it through one eye, then the other. Arlee was autorefractometered, assessing the bar sign through alternating eyes. autorefractometried adj. Slowed by drink to measuring the kitchen light's refraction before pouring a glass of water. Mabree spent ten minutes testing the tumbler's optical properties, thoroughly autorefractometried. autorefractored adj. Drunk to the point where every blurred object appears to require a prescription. Tzion was autorefractored and attempted to prescribe glasses for the fruit bowl. autorefreshed adj. Drunk enough to refresh the same page repeatedly, awaiting news from a takeaway application. Eldie was autorefreshed, repeatedly checking the screen for a kebab that had already arrived. autorefrigerationed adj. Drunk past the point of cooling oneself by standing beside the fridge, which is now the evening's principal climate. Gerta was autorefrigerationed, cooling beside the open fridge in ceremonial silence. autoregenerationed adj. Drunk beyond recovery, yet producing another glass from somewhere whenever the previous one disappears. Alexavia was autoregenerationed, generating fresh drinks despite having lost the bottle. autoregistrationed adj. Drunk in a way that records itself automatically wherever a guest book or unattended notepad is found. Kimberlyann was autoregistrationed, signing the restaurant book twice under different titles. autoregressioned adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation models itself on earlier behaviour and returns predictably to crisps. Svend was autoregressioned, steering every subject back to the crisps within three minutes. autoregressivenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that each new remark is chiefly an estimate of the previous one. Aries was autoregressivenessed, answering each question with a slightly altered version of its predecessor.