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autosleded adj. Too drunk to walk properly, but travelling downhill with the determined momentum of a motorised vehicle. Sharmell came autosleded down the stairs, using the banister chiefly as a guide rail. autosleeped adj. Sufficiently drunk to enter sleep mode whenever left inactive for more than a minute. Samarah went autosleeped beside the coat rack before her taxi arrived. autosodomied adj. Having drunk enough to attempt an ambitious private manoeuvre with considerably less coordination than it requires. Kelce was autosodomied by midnight, treating the locked bathroom as a laboratory. autosolitonned adj. Having drunk more than enough to remain a stable, self-organising disturbance in the middle of the room. India-mae stood autosolitonned among the chairs, wavering without actually moving away. autosomed (/ˈɔːtəsəʊmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has excluded the opposite sex from all remaining reasoning and conversation. Dezya was autosomed, discussing football with the men and ignoring every other subject. autosoterismed adj. Describing a drinker who believes the route to the taxi rank must be discovered without assistance. Sigvard was autosoterismed and rejected three perfectly good offers of an arm. autospeaked adj. A drinker who speaks automatically, with the mouth continuing after thought has withdrawn. Shante was autospeaked, delivering a complete account of her childhood to the coat stand. autospectrumed adj. A drinker so far gone that each minute produces a new range of volume, balance and opinion. Maariya was autospectrumed, whispering at the bar and shouting beside the pudding. autospermed adj. The state of being drunk and producing one’s own explanations without external encouragement. Ronelle became autospermed and supplied her own audience wherever she stood. autosphenoticked adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a hard, immovable certainty about the shape of the evening. Brijesh was autosphenoticked, fixed beside the bar and impervious to suggestions of home. autosplenectomied adj. The drunkenness of one who has gradually lost the useful organ responsible for filtering poor decisions. Mckynlie was autosplenectomied, allowing every impulse into the conversation unchecked. autosporangiumed adj. Reduced by drink to a chamber from which small, poorly directed movements are continually released. Dennise was autosporangiumed, sending short gestures into the room from the bar stool. autospored adj. Softened by drink into a stationary body incapable of developing the means to move quickly. Rosellie was autospored on the sofa, unable to turn intention into locomotion. autosporogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated small divisions, each step separating further from the last. Kalynda was autosporogenesised, breaking the climb into numerous hesitant movements. autosported adj. Loosened by drink into treating every corridor, stair and doorway as a motorsport course. Mallari went autosported round the landing and clipped the umbrella stand. autosporulationed adj. Emboldened by drink to divide one straightforward movement into many independent, poorly coordinated efforts. Emyrson became autosporulationed and attempted the stairs one fragment at a time.