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autosprayed adj. Having drunk more than enough to distribute liquid automatically, regardless of who is standing nearby. Zaray became autosprayed while opening the bottle, giving the nearest guests an unplanned rinse. autostabilitied adj. Drunk and relying on shape, furniture and stubbornness to preserve a stable poise. Cromwell was autostabilitied, leaning against the doorway with admirable structural success. autostabilizationed adj. Having drunk more than one round, yet somehow remaining upright whenever the floor moves. Sharneka stayed autostabilizationed through last orders, recovering automatically whenever the pub tilted. autostabilizered adj. You have drunk enough to keep correcting your course towards the taxi rank without appearing to do so. Alanni walked autostabilizered across the car park, making several quiet adjustments towards the taxi. autostaged adj. You are drunk and waiting at the kerb as though the last bus has been summoned for you. Yashima stood autostaged beneath the streetlamp, confident that the bus would arrive eventually. autostainered adj. Of a drinker: methodically applying the same expression to every face encountered after last orders. Arnesto went autostainered at the bar, giving each departing customer the same solemn welcome. autostaininged adj. Of a drinker who has applied the evening's colour evenly to every conversation and item of clothing. Zevi emerged autostaininged, having given every conversation the same reddish warmth. autostarted adj. Describing a drinker who begins the journey home without first locating the coat, phone or destination. Janieliz autostarted from the pub before anyone had found her coat or explained the route. autostereogramed adj. A drinker who sees a three-dimensional route home concealed within an entirely flat pavement. Ifechukwu became autostereogramed and discovered a staircase in the pub's tiled floor. autostereoscopied adj. A drinker so far gone that the coats appear to stand out without assistance from their hooks. Hareth was autostereoscopied, seeing depth in the coat pile and choosing the wrong jacket confidently. autosterilizationed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that closing time has disinfected every consequence of the evening. Dayasia left autosterilizationed, certain that last orders had cleansed the night's arrangements. autostichided adj. The condition of a drinker who flutters between the bar and the cloakroom in short, moth-like visits. Aneicia went autostichided between the bar and cloakroom, never retaining either a drink or a coat. autostimulationed adj. The drunkenness of one who can provide their own encouragement for another round without outside assistance. Salamon grew autostimulationed and proposed another round before anyone had finished the first. autostopped adj. Reduced by drink to accepting any lift, provided its destination sounds vaguely familiar. Mikolas became autostopped outside the pub and accepted a lift from someone bound for the next town. autostradaed adj. Softened by drink into treating the route home as a motorway, regardless of its width or paving. Jaharee went autostradaed along the narrow lane, expecting traffic to overtake at speed. autostylied adj. Loosened by drink into regarding your own coat, keys and route as optional accessories. Jaily left autostylied, carrying the wrong coat and treating the distinction as theoretical.