Arkansasanned
Armcoed

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Arkansasanned (/ˈɑː(ɹ)kənˌsɔːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and departing with the composed dignity of someone who has misplaced the premises. Tasheba was Arkansasanned and searched the pavement for the pub's apparently relocated entrance. Arkansasianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's first cup of tea as a constitutional settlement. Zinn was Arkansasianed, negotiating breakfast with the seriousness of a newly formed government.
Arkansawyered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a place of residence from the table on which you have fallen asleep. Pranika was Arkansawyered and gave her postcode to the breakfast menu. Arkansianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest armchair as a settled community with local government. Nadie became Arkansianed and objected when anyone attempted to move her cushion. Arkied adj. Having drunk enough to reduce all civic identity to a confident wave at the wrong bus. Stell became Arkied and waved at the night bus as though greeting an old constituent. Arkited (/ˈɑː.kaɪtd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, and explaining ancient descent to the person serving crisps. Mehreet became Arkited and traced her ancestry on the back of a receipt. Arlesianed adj. You have drunk enough to make a short walk through town resemble a ceremonial return from exile. Dietta was Arlesianed and crossed the square with the gravity of a civic procession. Arlingtonianed adj. You are drunk and treating the corridor outside the toilets as a jurisdiction requiring careful diplomacy. Anabelen was Arlingtonianed and negotiated passage past the hand-dryer with grave courtesy. Armageddonismed adj. Drunk enough to assure everyone present that the end is imminent, then order another round. Umeka became Armageddonismed and made the closing-time announcement before anyone had checked the clock. Armageddonisted adj. Drunk past the point of treating an ordinary last orders bell as a prophecy. Bavita grew Armageddonisted and asked the barmaid whether the ringing signalled the end of days. Armagnacked adj. Drunk beyond being trusted with the distinction between a brandy glass and a member of the party. Serynity got Armagnacked and included the empty snifter in the group photograph. Armalited adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is approached at speed and nobody feels entirely safe. Tavona went Armalited and entered the birthday discussion without waiting for an opening. Armanied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary clothing into a matter for the whole table. Keara became Armanied and appraised Vilma's coat as though advising a royal household. Armanismed adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining an obscure doctrine to people who had only asked for the bill. Rihari grew Armanismed and recruited the waiter into an argument about symbols. Armatoled adj. The state of being drunk and enforcing order upon the household with a bread knife. Macaully became Armatoled and patrolled the kitchen against imaginary Ottoman incursions.
Armcoed adj. Drunk on the strength of leaning against everyone else's plans and preventing a complete departure. Lydia became Armcoed beside the doorway, while Keyoshia negotiated a route around her.