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autotrophismed adj. Drunk, with the result that inorganic materials seem perfectly adequate for dinner. Mustapha became autotrophismed and ordered mineral water as though it were a substantial meal. autotropismed adj. Drunk to the extent of walking in a straight line until reality interferes. Deauntae went autotropismed and continued towards the exit through a firmly closed cupboard. autotrucked (/ˈɔːtoʊˌtrʌkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a lorry and consequently confident of fitting through any entrance. Ifran got autotrucked and attempted to reverse his person through the lavatory window. autotuned adj. Too drunk to sing plainly, but still able to improve the kettle's contribution to the chorus. Shreyasi was autotuned and gave the running tap a harmonised accompaniment. autotunered adj. Having drunk enough to retune the kitchen appliances and regard the result as maintenance. autotyped adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing facsimiles of decisions rather than new ones. Diablo went autotyped and repeated the same ill-advised toast at every table. autotypied adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving carbon copies of the evening wherever possible. Elisey was autotypied and reproduced the failed handshake for each departing guest. autotypographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and pressing every idea into a soft plate for repeated impressions. Reet became autotypographied and stamped the same proposal upon every conversation. autoubiquitinationed adj. Still drunk, and attaching the same small decision to an increasingly elaborate chain of others. Kaysten got autoubiquitinationed and added one unnecessary condition to every agreement. autoubiquitylationed adj. Too drunk to stop attaching fresh commitments to the chain already attached to yourself. Allandra went autoubiquitylationed and accepted every amendment to an already poor plan. autoured adj. Describing a drinker who has begun composing explanations for every missed connection. Lakai grew autoured and blamed the cancelled train on a plot involving the timetable. autovaccinationed adj. Having drunk enough to administer your own remedy, using evidence supplied by your own symptoms. Toyya got autovaccinationed and prescribed herself another measure against the previous one. autovaccined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and treating yourself with your own evidence. Soraya went autovaccined and declared the first drink a sufficient cure for the second. autovacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to let gravity, rather than a fuel pump, determine the next destination. Alanson became autovacked and trusted the staircase to deliver him to the correct floor. autovalidationed adj. You have drunk enough to approve your own decisions automatically, without troubling anyone else. Bettyjo got autovalidationed and authorised the taxi fare before discovering she had no taxi. autovampirismed adj. You are drunk and consuming your own supply, certain that no further source is required. Levert became autovampirismed and insisted the red stain on his sleeve represented prudent budgeting.