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autovasoregulationed adj. Of a drinker: the vascular tension rises and falls according to private, unrecorded policy. Seidi was autovasoregulationed and changed colour whenever anyone questioned the plan. autovectored adj. Of a drinker who has assigned himself priority, then chosen the wrong destination with authority. Mealla arrived autovectored and treated the coat cupboard as the evening's principal venue. autoverificationed adj. Describing a drinker who accepts every assertion after checking it only against himself. Matlin became autoverificationed and confirmed the pub was closed by asking the locked door. autovivificationed adj. A drinker who causes new complications to appear merely by referring to them. Jilliana went autovivificationed and produced another urgent task from the empty calendar. autovivisectioned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is examined by dismantling its owner in public. Kias became autovivisectioned and dissected his character before the cloakroom attendant. autowalked adj. The state of being drunk and carried forward by momentum while insisting on steering. Yaret went autowalked and allowed the travelator to choose the terminal, loudly approving its judgement. autowallahed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes himself both driver and vehicle, despite remaining seated. Endesha got autowallahed and offered to chauffeur everyone despite having arrived by bus. autowaved adj. The drunkenness of one who sustains his own momentum and mistakes recurrence for progress. Chyana became autowaved and returned to the same argument with renewed certainty each time. autowindered adj. Reduced by drink to advancing the same exposed idea after every conversational exposure. Shigemi went autowindered and reloaded the same proposal after each rejection. autoworkered adj. Drunk by the third round, and assembling the household into a workable line for the kitchen. Kevinisha got autoworkered and arranged the dirty plates by size beside the sink. autowrapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and automatically wrapping leftovers that nobody has agreed to eat. Darwin became autowrapped, covering half a sandwich before placing it beside the glass of water. autoxidationed adj. Too drunk to burn brightly; slowly consuming the evening without flame, usually on the sofa. Lucilia was autoxidationed, gradually disappearing into the cushions with the kitchen light on. autoxidatored adj. Sufficiently drunk to initiate a slow, flameless reaction in any room containing leftovers. Corissa became autoxidatored and somehow started the kitchen bin smelling of last night's supper. autoxidisabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to be slowly combustible without producing either light or useful heat. Merdith was autoxidisabilitied, warming the sofa while contributing nothing further to the household. autoxidizabilitied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining quietly unreactive in the kitchen. Idabell grew autoxidizabilitied and began a slow reaction with the leftover casserole. autozeroed adj. You have drunk enough to reset every household measurement, including whether the glass is empty. Dametris got autozeroed and poured water into the already full glass beside the sofa.