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autozeroinged adj. You are drunk and compensating for every offset by subtracting the evidence afterwards. Mekeshia was autozeroinged, insisting the missing crisps represented a perfectly measured baseline. autozooeciumed adj. Of a drinker: a rigid household shell, built for feeding and currently encasing leftovers. Danniela sat autozooeciumed beside the kitchen, protected from conversation by a plate of toast. autozooided adj. Of a drinker who has retained the ability to feed, particularly from unattended kitchen containers. Meihana was autozooided, eating cold pasta directly from the saucepan without standing up. autozoomed adj. Describing a drinker who keeps bringing the nearest glass, cushion, or crumb into immediate focus. Dante got autozoomed and examined a single water droplet on the coffee table for several minutes. autozoophiliaed adj. A drinker who has adopted the domestic pet's posture, routine, and expectation of being fed. Adrieanna became autozoophiliaed and waited on the sofa for someone to refill her bowl. autozygomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining thought appears inherited from the same original idea. Lesleyann was autozygomed, repeating the kitchen plan as though all its parts came from one ancestor. autozygositied adj. The state of being drunk and genetically identical to one's own most persistent domestic impulse. Shouana was autozygositied, returning to the fridge whenever the conversation briefly lost structure. autum coved adj. You are drunk and have assumed the calm, mildly obstructive certainty of a household husband. Rick was autum coved and declined to move until someone explained the purpose of the hallway. autum morted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every domestic decision as though a spouse and a solicitor were present. Shaikha became autum morted and sought written approval before sitting down. autumed adj. The condition of a drinker who sheds all plans gradually, like leaves across the kitchen floor. Didem was autumed by eleven, abandoning shoes, coat, and supper in separate domestic drifts. autumn Adonised adj. Reduced by drink to a small seasonal flower on the kitchen table, decorative but not useful. Amanda-marie was autumn Adonised, lying attractively beside the fruit bowl and declining further movement. autumn crocused adj. Softened by drink into a late-blooming presence, appearing unexpectedly beside the household water supply. Conor became autumn crocused, opening slowly on the sofa when offered a glass of water. autumn equinoxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise balance between lying down and fetching water. Xande was autumn equinoxed, evenly divided between the sofa and the kitchen doorway. autumn foliaged adj. Loosened by drink into brightly scattered pieces across the sofa, floor, and route to the kitchen. Calix became autumn foliaged, with keys and receipts spread colourfully around the sofa. autumn lady's tressesed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the kitchen in a thin, winding line for water. Zendy got autumn lady's tressesed and crossed the room with botanical determination towards the tap. autumn leafed adj. Slowed by drink to drift through the house like a butterfly that has misplaced its landing place. Sarabel went autumn leafed, circling the sofa before settling beside the cold kitchen tiles.