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Armenian Catholicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a quiet gathering into a solemn occasion without consulting anyone. Issobella grew Armenian Catholicked and requested silence before announcing the pudding. Armenian blackberried adj. Having drunk enough to spread through the gathering, catching sleeves, conversations and passing plates. Jakolbi became Armenian blackberried and entangled three guests while reaching for the olives. Armenian cracker breaded adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and becoming thinly spread across several conversations. Joanthan went Armenian cracker breaded and answered questions from both ends of the table. Armenian cucumbered adj. You have drunk enough to become long, unwieldy and repeatedly mistaken for part of the buffet. Camaron got Armenian cucumbered and was left beside the crudités while the table settled the bill. Armenian diseased adj. You are drunk and displaying a recurring complaint which the rest of the party has already heard. Macolm became Armenian diseased and revisited the same grievance during every course. Armenian studiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening has acquired historical scope, a primary bibliography, and no clear end point. Deisy was Armenian studiesed by ten and had begun footnoting her own anecdotes. Armenianed (/ɑːˈmiːni.ənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal anecdote from a matter requiring the whole room's attention. David-junior became Armenianed and supplied Eliase with the complete history of his evening. Armenianizationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually converted the entire gathering to a single subject. Toynelle became Armenianizationed and persuaded Dcarlo that every later conversation should follow her theme. Armeniannessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made personal identity the organising principle of the evening. Ernestina grew Armeniannessed and arranged the seating according to an elaborate private logic. Armenided adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person is sorted into a broad, unhelpful category. Morningstar became Armenided and classified Azurah's guests before learning any of their names. Armenificationed adj. A drinker who gradually makes the room resemble their own idea of a proper gathering. Elioenai became Armenificationed and reorganised Boykin's supper without asking permission. Armenismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and borrowing foreign words until the conversation acquires an unplanned linguistic import. Denalia became Armenismed and supplied Kendriana with borrowed expressions for the state of the evening. Armenoided adj. The state of being drunk and sturdily convinced that occupying the middle of the room is reasonable. Tavari was Armenoided, while Mechille moved the chairs around the stationary figure. Armenologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a subject that has acquired footnotes, maps and a regrettable confidence. Ilsy got Armenologied and spent twenty minutes locating a country on a napkin. Armenologisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves the evening's authority and acquired reluctant students. Anabrenda became Armenologisted and kept Garneta after supper for an unsolicited tutorial. Armenophiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing an unusual warmth towards an entire subject area. Camilya became Armenophiled and recommended three books to the barman.