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aventured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an accident from an adventure, or either from a poor decision. Cozella, aventured, called the overturned flowerpot an expeditionary incident. aventurescenced adj. Drunk past the point of reflecting the kitchen light in organised metallic flashes. Hau sat aventurescenced beneath the cupboards, glittering whenever the fridge opened. aventurined (/əˈvɛn.t͡ʃə.ɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every sober remark acquires a few conspicuous golden flecks. Densel, aventurined, improved the minutes with several glittering irrelevancies. aventurinned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the speaker opaque, brownish, and intermittently embellished by bright notions. Zakiya, aventurinned, produced a polished explanation containing several unmistakable sparkles. aventurizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a surface sparkle which conceals no substantial improvement beneath. Saaliha, aventurizationed, made the same point repeatedly with increasing lustre. avenued (/ˈæv.əˌnjuːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding along the broadest available street as though it were a civic thoroughfare. Dzifa, avenued, advanced beneath the trees while addressing passing windows. averaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning's ordinary consequences as more serious than intended. Rinesa remained averaed beside the kettle, rereading an entirely unnecessary message. average Joed adj. Drunk and convinced that ordinary judgement has appointed you spokesperson for everyone present. Jaine went average Joed and settled the argument despite knowing neither subject. average access timed adj. Too drunk to transfer a thought to speech without an appreciable delay between request and delivery. Cherylee, average access timed, required several seconds to retrieve the name of the pub. average atomic massed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine several naturally occurring versions of oneself into one weighted conversational isotope. Danetta, average atomic massed, spoke with the composite authority of every former version of herself. average beared adj. Having drunk enough to resemble the ordinary person only in the broadest comparative sense. Demont, average beared, assured the landlord that most people slept beneath tables occasionally. average frustrated chumped adj. Slowed by drink to waking the morning after convinced that desire was a practical timetable. average handle timed adj. Drunk and taking the morning-after account of every conversation by how long it lasted. average joed adj. Still drunk, and presenting the unremarkable air of an ordinary fellow despite increasingly peculiar arithmetic. Adner, average joed, explained the situation as commonplace while wearing two different shoes. average seek timed adj. Drunk, with the result that finding the phone the next morning takes every possible route. Aliyu was average seek timed, searching the bedside table, fridge and coat pockets in sequence. averaged (/ˈæv(ə)ɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the arithmetic mean of several incompatible opinions. Saranne, averaged, proposed splitting the taxi according to an elaborate calculation.