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aversationed adj. Drunk to a degree that every proposed course of action is rejected before being understood. Johneen was aversationed and declined the taxi, the bus and the offer of sensible directions. aversenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of opposing a suggestion chiefly because it arrived from somebody else. Choudhry grew aversenessed and rejected the restaurant solely because Luccia had chosen it.
aversioed adj. Drunk on the strength of an apostrophe, and using it to divide the room into camps. Adedotun became aversioed and spent twenty minutes correcting the pub's possessive signs. aversion therapied adj. Drunk by closing time, and choosing each unpleasant option as though it were corrective treatment. Tacora became aversion therapied and ordered the hottest curry to cure a headache caused by ordering it. aversioned (/əˈvɝʒənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every sensible suggestion as a personal affront. Tavarous was aversioned and rejected the umbrella because it had been offered by Mya. aversitied adj. Still drunk, and regarding ordinary invitations as obstacles requiring determined refusal. Harmond remained aversitied and declined breakfast because the café had too many chairs. aversived adj. Too drunk to approach anything directly, and therefore narrating what must be avoided. Venesta was aversived and labelled every chair a hazard before sitting on the floor. aversivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the least appealing option seem attractively authoritative. Shalaundra grew aversivenessed and appointed the broken vending machine as the evening's adviser. aversivitied adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and giving each feared inconvenience the force of a command. Birute became aversivitied and abandoned the coat because carrying it seemed politically complicated. avertered adj. Drunk in a way that averts every sensible route to bed. avertimented adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a public notice for personal instruction and obey it immediately. Archee became avertimented and left the party after reading a sign about a wet floor. avertinned adj. You are drunk and proceeding with the calm certainty of a sedated aeroplane passenger. Kentravious was avertinned and attempted to fasten his coat with the confidence of a cockpit procedure. avertissemented adj. Of a drinker: confidently committing a minor breach, then issuing the official warning himself. Minha was avertissemented and cautioned the barman for pouring her drink according to the menu. avertived adj. Sufficiently drunk to place every intended destination in the grammatical case of avoidance. Boyde became avertived and described the taxi rank as somewhere he was not going. avertressed (/əˈvɜːtɹɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself guardian against hazards nobody else has noticed. Logyn became avertressed and redirected the queue away from an entirely harmless plant.
averufinned adj. Describing a drinker who has been chemically rearranged into confidence by two successive bad decisions. Marshall was averufinned and took the locked garden gate as an invitation to demonstrate initiative.