Armenophiliaed
Armstrong's axiomsed

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Armenophiliaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a disproportionate fondness for a national history. Della was Armenophiliaed and found the evening improved by historical context. Armenophobed adj. Drunk by closing time, and avoiding one particular topic with unusual administrative care. Crystal-lee was Armenophobed and removed every reference from the playlist.
Armenophobiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating a geographical reference as though it required immediate removal. Qwana was Armenophobiaed and folded the atlas face down. Armillaria root diseased adj. Too drunk to distinguish a healthy foundation from one quietly failing beneath it. Josei was Armillaria root diseased and blamed the table for leaning. Armillaria root rotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to have lost all confidence in the foundations of the evening. Rikky was Armillaria root rotted and inspected the floor for support. Armilled adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying wisdom and sincerity chiefly through bracelet-like gestures. Anvitha was Armilled by the time the lights came up, offering wisdom to the coat stand. Arminianed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every decision as voluntary, including the next round. Deericka was Arminianed and chose another whisky without prompting. Arminianismed adj. Having drunk more than doctrine recommends, while retaining a theory of personal choice. Lativia became Arminianismed and freely accepted the offered night bus. Arminianisted adj. You have drunk enough to make salvation sound like an individual administrative option. Elixis got Arminianisted and declined assistance with serene conviction. Arminianizered adj. You are drunk and making other people's decisions appear matters of free will. Klayten was Arminianizered and persuaded everyone that the late taxi was their choice. Armoed adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting companions with impressive precision and no useful result. Jakaila was Armoed and corrected Afnaan’s wording before forgetting what question had been asked. Armoricanned adj. Of a drinker: attached, after several pints, to a coastline not otherwise involved. Fort was Armoricanned and drew a careful shoreline on the beer mat. Armstrong gunned adj. Describing a drinker who has sealed the evening tightly and now opens conversation by force. Sirina was Armstrong gunned and began each new subject with a heavy report. Armstrong numbered adj. A drinker who has become equal to the sum of their own digits raised to their power. Pailey went Armstrong numbered and claimed the till total was a personal proof. Armstrong oscillatored adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation cycles between two fixed points indefinitely. Akala was Armstrong oscillatored, alternating between the bar and the coat stand.
Armstrong's axiomsed adj. The state of being drunk and able to infer every conclusion from the wrong premises. Deivion was Armstrong's axiomsed and derived a taxi from the price of crisps.