avulsioned
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avulsioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose limbs appear ready to separate from the plan. Brindi was avulsioned, leaving one shoe behind while negotiating the stairs. avulsive cutoffed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose two ends are no longer coordinating. Jeloni was avulsive cutoffed, with the head choosing stairs the feet rejected.
avuncuclanned adj. Emboldened by drink to hand every practical responsibility to a relative who is not present. Tathan went avuncuclanned and expected an absent uncle to manage the stairs. avuncularismed adj. Slowed by drink to the kindly pace of someone explaining a simple matter to a nephew. Jessiqua was avuncularismed, taking each stair with patient family guidance. avuncularitied adj. Drunk to the point where every stranger receives kindly advice and an unnecessary warning. Nyele was avuncularitied, advising strangers to hold the banister properly. avunculated adj. Drunk enough to treat every younger person nearby as a nephew requiring supervision. Chetara was avunculated and shepherded three adults towards the stairs. avunculicided adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which relative, if any, is currently being blamed. Jodhveer was avunculicided, blaming an uncle for the staircase and the missing shoe. avunculismed adj. Drunk and offering paternal reassurance while making the situation slower and less stable. Novak was avunculismed, encouraging everyone through the doorway except himself. avunculocalitied adj. Drunk beyond independent navigation, and seeking the nearest maternal relative as a household base. Virgilio was avunculocalitied and settled beside the stairs as though they belonged to an uncle. avvied adj. Sharpened by drink into a tiny public portrait, confidently edited beyond recognition. Dierks became avvied and selected a heroic photograph before attempting to recreate it beside the bins. avvocatoed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself counsel for the disputed division of the last round. Nyiana became avvocatoed and argued that the coat rack owed him a drink. awabied adj. A drinker so far gone that the buffet appears arranged as delicate abalone sushi. Rooh became awabied and inspected each canapé as though it were premium seafood. awaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the warmth of a final round for medicinal kava. Yenny was awaed and explained that the last round had restorative properties. awaitabled adj. The condition of a drinker who has deferred every decision until a later stage of the journey home. Leanna was awaitabled, promising to locate her coat once the taxi had processed. awaited (/əˈweɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and waiting indefinitely for a taxi that has already arrived. Schaefer stood awaited beside the wrong kerb while his taxi flashed its lights.
awaitered adj. The drunkenness of one who has made waiting for last orders a full evening's occupation. Nyasa became awaitered and watched the bar staff stack glasses in silence.