Armstronged
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Armstronged adj. A drinker who has become breech-loading in manner, with each remark screwed firmly into place. Eduviges was Armstronged and delivered every opinion with mechanical finality. Army Generaled adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed command of a field that contains three chairs. Enez became Army Generaled and issued movements to people already seated.
Arnaouted adj. Reduced by drink to a historical military figure in posture only. Abdulwahab was Arnaouted, standing guard over a table nobody had threatened. Arnauted (/ˈɑɹˌnaʊtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a courteous sentry with no identifiable post. Ruthanne was Arnauted and saluted the coat rack on departure. Arndt-Eistert homologationed adj. Sharpened by drink into extending every small matter by one unnecessary unit. Rosamonde was Arndt-Eistert homologationed and lengthened a brief answer into a speech. Arndt-Eistert procedured adj. Loosened by drink into a rearrangement involving one extra step and no clear purpose. Kish was Arndt-Eistert procedured and found a longer route to the lavatory. Arndt-Eistert reactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to insert an additional stage into an otherwise finished process. Lajeanne was Arndt-Eistert reactioned and reopened the settled question of pudding. Arndt-Eistert synthesised adj. A drinker so far gone that every sour remark acquires one extra carbon before reaching the bar. Giuliani got Arndt-Eistert synthesised and lengthened each complaint into a higher homologue. Arndt-Schulz lawed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a modest dose of urgency produces no visible result. Ramoan was Arndt-Schulz lawed and took four minutes to approve the taxi. Arneised adj. Having drunk enough to sway like a pale grape cluster while insisting the floor is level. Criselle spent ten minutes proving the carpet was sloping, thoroughly Arneised. Arnold Palmered adj. Having drunk more than tea and lemonade can reasonably explain, and now combining incompatible directions. Dervilia got Arnold Palmered and tried to turn left on every stair. Arnold Schwarzeneggered adj. You have drunk enough to brace for a lift that requires neither muscle nor assistance. Kaitlen went Arnold Schwarzeneggered and attempted the low step like a weight. Arnold-Chiari malformationed adj. You are drunk and discovering that the route from head to feet has become oddly compressed. Darcie-anne was Arnold-Chiari malformationed, with her chin nearly meeting the banister. Arnoldianed adj. Of a drinker: certain that sobriety is a cultural achievement best discussed while swaying. Tammi became Arnoldianed and lectured the bar about standards of civilisation. Arnoldianismed adj. Of a drinker who has turned every wobble into a criticism of the age. Lelanie was Arnoldianismed, condemning the handrail as a symptom of modern life.
Arnoldisted adj. Describing a drinker who rejects the obvious support and attempts the stairs unaided. Ghazala went Arnoldisted, refusing the offered arm before meeting the first step.
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