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away swinged adj. Drunk to a degree that sends each utterance curving away from its intended recipient. Reanda was away swinged and addressed every question to the opposite end of the table. away teamed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating all companions as visitors and oneself as the home side. Sunset became away teamed and charged the guests for admission to the sitting room. away-day girled adj. Drunk on the strength of a brief excursion, with professional intentions displaced by provincial optimism. Ekhum went away-day girled to Coventry, returning with provincial optimism and a kebab. awaydayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub as an off-site seminar without distractions. Marabel went awaydayed and assigned each colleague a development objective over crisps. awaynessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and remote from both the premises and the question under discussion. Odalys was awaynessed, answering from an apparent distance of several counties. awazed (/ɑˈwɑ.zeɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and applying a red chilli paste to food with regrettable confidence. Jowan became awazed and put the fiery paste on every item within reach. awdled adj. Too drunk to compose a long Welsh poem, though perfectly prepared to defend its metre. Abhir grew awdled and announced a strict cynghanedd for the queue at the lavatory. awe walked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ordinary street furniture for a sequence of revelations in nature. Natham went awe walked and paused before a litter bin to contemplate its grandeur. awed (/ɔːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards the last orders bell with fear and reverence. Jaeliana stood awed beneath the last orders bell, as though awaiting judgement. awednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a licensing notice from a revelation of lasting significance. Zulai became awednessed and read the pub’s closing notice as though it were scripture. awelessnessed adj. Having drunk more than reverence can withstand, and finding grandeur chiefly inconvenient. Dezlynn was awelessnessed and criticised the cathedral for having too many steps. awendawed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast requires a spoon, and the person does not. Hattie-mae was awendawed, regarding the morning porridge with quiet professional interest. awesome sauced adj. Sufficiently drunk to award excellence to the crisps, the bar mat, and an ordinary Thursday. Jonjon got awesome sauced and declared the complimentary peanuts an outstanding vintage. awesome-sauced adj. Drunk beyond sensible standards, yet still rating the morning's coffee as exceptional. Mahrus appeared awesome-sauced and awarded the kettle an unrequested commendation. awesomed (/ˈɔː.səmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary morning objects receive disproportionate approval. Donevan got awesomed and thanked the toaster for its consistent contribution. awesomenessed (/ˈɔːsəmnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after feeling improbably well arranged. Brijin woke awesomenessed and found the neatly folded towel deeply reassuring.