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awl-flied adj. The state of being drunk and moving about the morning with a narrow, waspish purpose. Shadaja was awl-flied, circling the kitchen and objecting sharply to every available breakfast. awlbilled adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every small, hovering bird for a personal adviser. Walcie got awlbilled and sought guidance from a hummingbird above the fruit bowl. awled (/ɔːld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast preparation becomes a series of small punctures and regrets. Juron was awled, pricking the toast and then apologising to the bread. awlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every supposed marvel as routine administrative clutter. Allene became awlessnessed and dismissed the fireworks as an unnecessary lighting arrangement. awleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a butterfly's apparent endorsement, and acting accordingly. Chrisshawn became awleted and accepted a butterfly's route across the beer garden as strategic advice. awlworted (/ˈɔːlwɜː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking a modest water plant for proof of botanical expertise. Ashly got awlworted and confidently identified the pondweed from a distance of thirty yards. awmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and varying in capacity according to which city the headache remembers. Mercedas emerged awmed, insisting the hangover had been measured in Hamburg. awmried adj. Drunk by the third round, and putting each household object away in a more ambitious cupboard. Deya went awmried and stored the television remote in the linen press. awned (/ɔːnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that every loose bristle is a useful instrument. Karalin got awned and tried to trim the buffet napkins with a bread knife. awnednessed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a fringe of bristles makes every decision more precise. Taylr became awnednessed and gave the taxi driver an exacting account of grass structure. awnered (/ˈɔːnɚd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise a cutting device, yet confident enough to operate one conversationally. Ayodele got awnered and attempted to remove the decorative fringe from the curtains. awning windowed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every hinged opening as a plausible route to fresh air and freedom. Garey went awning windowed and tested the toilets for an escape mechanism. awninged (/ˈɔːnɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any overhang as shelter and every plan beneath it as sound. Reca went awninged and arranged the evening beneath a shopfront canopy in the rain. awnlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding the absence of a bristle deeply reassuring. Autumm got awnlessnessed and rejected the pub garden because none of the grasses looked suitably equipped. awnleted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the smallest projecting fibre as decisive evidence. Shamille got awnleted and based the seating plan on one minute grass tip. awokeninged adj. You are drunk and announcing social enlightenment with the confidence of someone who has just discovered it. Jones got awokeninged and reorganised the pub queue according to principles nobody had proposed.