awolled
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awolled adj. The state of being drunk and absent from the party, the pub and possibly the correct street. Brnadon became awolled between the bar and the taxi rank, emerging beside a closed bakery. awqiyyahed adj. Of a drinker: weighing every opinion in small, exact portions before serving it to the room. Tabea became awqiyyahed and measured her recommendation in quantities no one had requested.
awrahed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken intimate disclosures for ordinary small talk. Jovannah got awrahed and shared private details with the woman making the coffees. awrathed (/əˈɹɒθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who converts a minor disagreement into a sustained and poorly directed fury. Yonika became awrathed when the landlord moved her glass two inches to the left. awrynessed adj. A drinker who sees every crooked outcome as confirmation of a plan that was never made. Fynlee got awrynessed and confidently navigated the wrong staircase towards the correct street. awujohed adj. A drinker so far gone that a memorial feast seems the natural place to make new arrangements. Edrin became awujohed and proposed a toast to relatives nobody present had met. ax headed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen chopping board for a tree stump and seek a suitable place to swing. Kisia, thoroughly ax headed, inspected the chopping board before asking where the firewood was. ax to grinded adj. The state of being drunk and discovering a personal cause in every available conversation. Stasia got ax to grinded and turned a discussion of umbrellas into an argument about council policy. axSpA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become stiff through the evening and turns only with assistance from the bar. Sasia was axSpA'd by closing time and negotiated the doorway one careful movement at a time. axanthined adj. The condition of a drinker who has chemically reduced the problem and then confidently declared it solved. Makhaila became axanthined and assured the group that one tablet had settled the evening's chemistry. axanthismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has removed yellow from the world and adjusted all conclusions accordingly. Derrion got axanthismed and insisted the taxi sign was green enough to count as an invitation. axanthopsiaed adj. Reduced by drink to seeing neither yellow nor blue, yet choosing confidently between them. Emmalin became axanthopsiaed and directed everyone towards a colour she could no longer identify. axatilimabed adj. Softened by drink into treating every difficult social encounter as something requiring a gentle, targeted remedy. Jeanettie got axatilimabed and attempted to cure the argument with carefully selected compliments. axatsed adj. Sharpened by drink into making every decision with the unanswerable confidence of a rattling gourd. Lakisha became axatsed and selected the next destination by shaking the drinks menu. axbladed adj. Describing a drinker who carries the narrow, purposeful presence of something best kept away from the sofa. Mckaylee was axbladed and advanced towards the kitchen with a glass held at arm's length.
axe bombinged adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a small enclosed space into an experiment in deodorant and consequence. Seiry got axe bombinged and launched the aerosol into the cupboard to settle an argument about ventilation.