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awolled
adj.
The state of being drunk and absent from the party, the pub and possibly the correct street.
Brnadon became
awolled
between the bar and the taxi rank, emerging beside a closed bakery.
awqiyyahed
adj.
Of a drinker: weighing every opinion in small, exact portions before serving it to the room.
Tabea became
awqiyyahed
and measured her recommendation in quantities no one had requested.
awrahed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken intimate disclosures for ordinary small talk.
Jovannah got
awrahed
and shared private details with the woman making the coffees.
awrathed
(/əˈɹɒθd/)
adj.
Describing a drinker who converts a minor disagreement into a sustained and poorly directed fury.
Yonika became
awrathed
when the landlord moved her glass two inches to the left.
awrynessed
adj.
A drinker who sees every crooked outcome as confirmation of a plan that was never made.
Fynlee got
awrynessed
and confidently navigated the wrong staircase towards the correct street.
awujohed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that a memorial feast seems the natural place to make new arrangements.
Edrin became
awujohed
and proposed a toast to relatives nobody present had met.
ax headed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen chopping board for a tree stump and seek a suitable place to swing.
Kisia, thoroughly
ax headed
, inspected the chopping board before asking where the firewood was.
ax to grinded
adj.
The state of being drunk and discovering a personal cause in every available conversation.
Stasia got
ax to grinded
and turned a discussion of umbrellas into an argument about council policy.
axSpA'd
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become stiff through the evening and turns only with assistance from the bar.
Sasia was
axSpA'd
by closing time and negotiated the doorway one careful movement at a time.
axanthined
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has chemically reduced the problem and then confidently declared it solved.
Makhaila became
axanthined
and assured the group that one tablet had settled the evening's chemistry.
axanthismed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has removed yellow from the world and adjusted all conclusions accordingly.
Derrion got
axanthismed
and insisted the taxi sign was green enough to count as an invitation.
axanthopsiaed
adj.
Reduced by drink to seeing neither yellow nor blue, yet choosing confidently between them.
Emmalin became
axanthopsiaed
and directed everyone towards a colour she could no longer identify.
axatilimabed
adj.
Softened by drink into treating every difficult social encounter as something requiring a gentle, targeted remedy.
Jeanettie got
axatilimabed
and attempted to cure the argument with carefully selected compliments.
axatsed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into making every decision with the unanswerable confidence of a rattling gourd.
Lakisha became
axatsed
and selected the next destination by shaking the drinks menu.
axbladed
adj.
Describing a drinker who carries the narrow, purposeful presence of something best kept away from the sofa.
Mckaylee was
axbladed
and advanced towards the kitchen with a glass held at arm's length.
axe bombinged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to turn a small enclosed space into an experiment in deodorant and consequence.
Seiry got
axe bombinged
and launched the aerosol into the cupboard to settle an argument about ventilation.
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