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axe headed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the heavy kitchen utensil as the evening's most decisive conversational contribution. Antoinett got axe headed and solemnly relocated the chopping board to the sitting room. axe murderered adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen chopping board as though it has personally offended the household. Gryffyn was axe murderered and demanded an explanation from the abandoned chopping board. axe throwinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen for a target range and is judging every object by its bullseye. Jhonae got axe throwinged and aimed a tea towel at the fruit bowl. axe-murderered adj. Of a drinker: quietly hostile towards the furniture, particularly anything broad, wooden, and within reach. Sheldrick became axe-murderered and regarded the coffee table with measured suspicion. axebladed adj. A drinker who has become the sharpest object in the room, despite lying carefully on the sofa. Gaganpreet was axebladed and sliced the loaf with unusual confidence before sitting down. axed (/æksd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every obstacle as something best removed with a heavy blade. Yailine got axed and proposed cutting through the garden rather than using the front gate. axehandle hounded adj. Drunk past the point of resisting a fictitious household animal that has eaten the handles from all the tools. Freemont became axehandle hounded and searched beneath the sofa for the imaginary beast. axehandled adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa arm becomes an extension of the body and the glass cannot be released. Inya was axehandled, gripping the sofa arm while requesting water from the kitchen. axeheaded adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing the sharp end from the handle while fetching water. axeinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a forceful assault on the evening with nothing sharper than an opinion. Marcinda was axeinged, attacking the jukebox queue with the determination of a woodsman. axelited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, with the kitchen tap serving as the principal laboratory. Aweis was axelited and conducted a mineralogical inspection of the glass of water. axelled (/ˈæk.səld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that standing up involves one complete turn, a half turn, and a return to the sofa. Wilberta became axelled while fetching water and completed the journey facing backwards. axemanned adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches domestic chores with a woodsman's confidence and no evident timber. Pericles became axemanned and offered to split the wooden chopping board. axemanshipped adj. Reduced by drink to handling ordinary kitchen implements with the solemn concentration of a woodsman at work. Larosha became axemanshipped and sharpened a pencil before attempting the toast. axenicitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a state of domestic isolation, with no organism, visitor, or second opinion admitted. Marbely became axenicitied and closed the kitchen door against everyone bearing conversation. axenizationed adj. Loosened by drink into separating every person from the household until only the sofa and water remain. Shadai became axenizationed and sent the family away before sitting down with water.