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axerophtholed (/ˌæksəˈɹɒfθɒld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe vitamin A from the sofa, using the glass of water as supporting evidence. Orris got axerophtholed and diagnosed the household's deficiencies over a glass of water. axestoned adj. A drinker so far gone that every polished surface seems suitable for chopping firewood. Ebone became axestoned and inspected the bar top for a suitable cutting edge. axewomanned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful woodcutter crossing the kitchen with a full glass. Lindsey became axewomanned and took the water to the sofa by measured stages. axhandle hounded adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the long wooden object under the sofa is furniture rather than folklore. Swadha was axhandle hounded and offered the sofa leg a cautious biscuit. axhandled adj. Drunk enough to use the handle of the kitchen drawer as a walking aid and call the result practical. Kayly got axhandled and crossed the kitchen by means of three cupboards. axheaded adj. You have drunk enough to sit upright on the sofa while mentally dividing every household task in two. Donart became axheaded and proposed splitting the washing-up between the left and right plates. axial leaded adj. Describing a drinker who extends in opposite directions from the bar, with conversation running along one straight line. Raenah spent the evening axial leaded, addressing people at either end of the settle. axial lobed adj. A drinker who keeps a central course through the pub, with several small diversions branching off. Rasmine went axial lobed between the bar and lavatory, never quite leaving the middle of things. axial planed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision divides neatly into above and below the level of the bar. Russell became axial planed, alternating between lofty opinions and inspecting the carpet. axial pointed adj. The state of being drunk and directed, repeatedly and with confidence, towards whichever axis appears to be the bar. Laureane was axial pointed, finding the bar from every corner without improving her position. axial tilted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a permanent angle between standing upright and getting home. Chardanae went axial tilted after the second round and leant into every conversation. axial vectored adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose apparent direction matters more than their actual destination. Bowman was axial vectored, pointing towards the taxi while walking towards the snug. axialed (/ˈæk.sɪ.əld/) adj. Drunk in a way that places the person between the kitchen and sofa, neither primary nor secondary to either. Ethelmae became axialed and settled precisely between the kitchen doorway and the sofa. axialited adj. Softened by drink into layers of opinion spreading from one common edge: the bar. Nicoleanne became axialited, each new account of the evening fanning out from the first. axialitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the straightest route to the bar as a principle. Rodgerick was axialitied, reducing every discussion to a line ending at another pint. axiationed adj. Loosened by drink into an early stage of development, with a clear front and back but little else settled. Harrai was axiationed by the second round, facing the bar while the rest remained undecided.