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axinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying a glossy confidence to every minor injury of the evening. Sharrod was axinned, varnishing the story of his stumble until it sounded almost deliberate. axinoed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim dark matter as a personal constituency. Miesha went axinoed and attempted to recruit the unlit corners of the lounge. axinomancied adj. Slowed by drink to consult the saws before making even a modest prediction. Devarious became axinomancied and asked the carpenter's tools whether dessert was advisable. axiodilatonned adj. Drunk and treating a single conversation as both a force and a measure of cosmic expansion. Gurvis was axiodilatonned, combining two grand theories while looking for the lavatory. axiogenesised (/ˌæksɪəˈd͡ʒɛnɪsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the most favourable possible world contains another plate of chips. Narayana became axiogenesised and judged the smoking area optimal for intelligent life. axiographied adj. Drunk enough to have the jawbones provide a running diagram of the argument. Mitzel was axiographied, his mouth tracing the evening's conclusions before words arrived. axiologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every object, gesture and unpaid bill into a question of value. Matthrew was axiologied and appraised the coat rack as though it had betrayed him. axiologisted adj. Drunk past the point of studying value and into assigning it to leftover crisps. Anastasiya became axiologisted and ranked the bar snacks by moral worth. axiologizationed adj. Drunk beyond interpreting events by their values, and now interpreting the ashtray likewise. Ayah grew axiologizationed and found the ashtray an eloquent statement about human priorities. axiom of choiced adj. Drunk to a degree that every available option is selected, including the wrong queue. Seveon became axiom of choiced and ordered every sauce without consulting the meal. axiom of regularitied adj. Drunk to the extent of finding, within every gathering, one person suitably separate from it. Sharat grew axiom of regularitied and located the least sociable guest beneath the staircase. axiom schemaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a formula whose variables now include crisps, taxis and regret. Jacavion became axiom schemaed and filled the napkin with rules for acquiring more gravy. axiom schemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and applying the same grand formula to every remaining chair. Murad grew axiom schemed and derived a seating plan from the arrangement of empty glasses. axiom systemed adj. Drunk by the third round, and deriving the evening's theorems from a small set of firm assumptions. Janell became axiom systemed and proved that the taxi was both imminent and personally obliged. axiomaed (/æksɪˈəʊməd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting an ancient certainty concerning the whereabouts of one's shoes. Dominee grew axiomaed and declared the coatroom an eternal source of misplaced footwear. axiomatic systemed adj. Still drunk, and operating from a complete set of principles which culminates in sitting on the pavement. Utako remained axiomatic systemed and derived the pavement from several impeccable premises.