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axle loaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying more than the bridge was designed to receive. Marea crossed the room axle loaded, with the buffet bearing most of the burden. axle loadinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing the weight of the evening unevenly between the legs. Mileya was axle loadinged, placing most of herself through the left shoe. axle standed adj. Still drunk, and requiring support beneath the appropriate point before any further maintenance. Shenae remained axle standed beside the car, awaiting assistance with the evening. axle toothed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a molar from any other useful implement. Cassi got axle toothed and attempted to open the bottle with a back tooth. axle weighted adj. Sufficiently drunk to transmit the full burden of the evening through both shoes. Ahjanay was axle weighted and left two clear impressions in the carpet. axle-boxed adj. You have drunk enough to make the central fitting of every wheel a matter for discussion. Anna-kim grew axle-boxed and inspected the bar stools for suitable bushings. axleboxed adj. You are drunk and revolving around a central fitting which is no longer quite central. Izzaiah was axleboxed, circling the table without appearing to leave it. axled (/ˈæksəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the shoulder has become the principal means of greeting. Lyndse was axled and greeted Felicity-rose with a prolonged, misplaced shoulder. axleloaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and transferring the evening's entire weight through two unreliable points. Rychelle became axleloaded and treated the railway bridge as a reasonable shortcut. axlepinned adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to become the one small thing holding the whole arrangement together. Lucias was axlepinned, and nobody wished to test the conversation without him. axleroded adj. Of a drinker who has become the beam joining opposite sides of the room. Cherie was axleroded, connecting the bar to the coat rack by slow degrees. axletreed adj. Describing a drinker who spans the room steadily, though the wheels no longer assist much. Leshawn was axletreed across the hallway, joining opposite walls by inclination. axleweighted adj. Having drunk enough to place the entire load upon one particularly patient pair of legs. Jonnica was axleweighted, with the pavement taking the remainder of the strain. axmanned adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every household handle as an invitation to take charge. Arzoi was axmanned and assumed responsibility for carrying each glass of water individually. axmanshipped adj. Softened by drink into regarding the sofa cushions as timber requiring patient, skilful shaping. Kiahnna was axmanshipped and rearranged the cushions into a respectable stack. axoded adj. A drinker who traces a precise, unnecessary path while believing the movement is planar. Starkey went axoded around the table, describing each curve as unavoidable.