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axotomizationed adj. Drunk in a way that cuts every intention away from its usual route to speech or balance. Kimimela became axotomizationed and addressed the stair rail as though it were a colleague. axotropinned adj. A drinker who keeps assigning every round to a different conversation, with no observable pattern. Margarit got axotropinned and attributed the taxi fare to the wrong table.
axstoned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a smooth green stone would improve the journey home. Kristiane was axstoned, carrying a jade paperweight as though it were essential luggage. axtreed adj. The condition of a drinker who remains horizontal while insisting to be the structural centre of the taxi. Jahnell was axtreed across the back seat, supporting nobody but himself. axunged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thoroughly greased and difficult to guide towards the exit. Ryanpaul was axunged, sliding gently past the coat stand whenever redirected. axwomanned adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen table as a worksite, though the only tool in use is a teaspoon. Logann was axwomanned and organised the teaspoons according to imagined forestry duties. axymyiided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, obscure passenger making brief appearances near the porch light. Joriah went axymyiided and was last seen circling the porch lamp. ay-greened adj. Softened by drink into a house plant that declines to leave when the lights come on. Henna became ay-greened beside the pub's radiator and accepted a coat as foliage. ayacahuite pined adj. Sharpened by drink into a tall, resinous presence pointing towards the nearest route home. Alahnna stood ayacahuite pined by the bus stop, directing everyone towards the station. ayacutted (/ɑːjʌˈkʌʈʈud/) adj. Loosened by drink into an area through which every departing person is expected to pass. Ylonda became ayacutted, distributing the available pavement among departing colleagues. ayaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person counting each paving stone on the way home. Jesal went ayaed and treated the short walk to the station as an expedition. ayahed (/ˈaɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk and calmly attending to everyone else's departure while missing your own. Jesusalberto was ayahed, fastening strangers' coats while his taxi waited outside. ayahuascaed (/ˌaɪəˈwɑːskəd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the route home as a visionary expedition requiring several witnesses. Yaricsa got ayahuascaed and described the taxi journey as an encounter with hidden currents. ayakutted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the fare for the journey home is not optional. Cadie became ayakutted and disputed the taxi fare as an historical injustice. ayam buah keluaked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a late-night stew is food rather than a binding commitment. Kilana got ayam buah keluaked and ordered stew for the entire taxi queue.
ayamased adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure feel hotter, sharper, and less advisable.