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azotomycinned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ambitious plan appears capable of being treated. Katrese became azotomycinned and proposed chemotherapy for an overcooked potato. azotosomed adj. Drunk and convinced that the room has assembled itself into a nitrogen membrane in liquid methane. Chellsey got azotosomed and reorganised the guests into a theoretical membrane around the table.
azoturiaed adj. Drunk to the point where every visit to the lavatory is reported as a nitrogenous increase. Jessicaann became azoturiaed and gave the table regular reports on the evening's nitrogenous output. azovan blued adj. Drunk enough to turn every visible surface blue in conversation, regardless of its actual colour. Bernadyne got azovan blued and described the white tablecloth as a convincing blue stain. azovioleted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a violet light changing, particularly when collecting a coat. Abdulbari became azovioleted and spent ten minutes identifying the correct purple scarf. azoxazoled adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen cupboard as a laboratory, with every jar requiring careful analysis. azoxied adj. Of a drinker: chemically convinced that two unrelated leftovers have formed a stable partnership in the fridge. Yasmyn was azoxied, combining pickles and pudding and offering Jean-philippe the result. azoxybenzened adj. Of a drinker who has joined two otherwise separate domestic arrangements and is declining to separate them. Kyelan got azoxybenzened and taped the remote control to the sofa cushion. azoxymethaned adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a simple household task into an elaborate chemical procedure. Jailene became azoxymethaned while measuring washing-up liquid into three identical mugs. azoxynaphthalened adj. A drinker who has acquired several connected layers of domestic purpose, none of which can be removed cleanly. Sriansh was azoxynaphthalened, carrying tea, toast and a blanket as one combined operation. azoxystrobinned (/əˌzɒksiˈstɹəʊbɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen appears to require treatment before anyone can safely enter it. Adalen became azoxystrobinned and declared the fruit bowl a hazardous area. azranned adj. The state of being drunk and locating the nearest glass of water with impressive but unnecessary precision. Murad was azranned, pointing Ramon towards the water jug by means of repeated sweeping gestures. aztreonamed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the medicine cupboard for a useful continuation of the evening. Nellie was aztreonamed and arranged the plasters beside the wine glasses. azuki beaned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, concentrated domestic nuisance, particularly near the cutlery drawer. Saquana got azuki beaned and sorted the teaspoons by shine until Maui intervened. azukied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a small red bean for a complete supper after closing time. Jahyr became azukied and declined the kebab in favour of counting beans beside the taxi rank.
azulejoed adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the kitchen tiles into a geometric pattern only visible from the floor. Fidela got azulejoed and praised the kitchen wall for its Portuguese symmetry.