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ADHDered adj. Of a drinker: unable to keep one thought in the room long enough to finish the sentence. Deivion became ADHDered and pursued six stories without reaching their conclusions. ADI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that one person's opinions acquire influence over the entire table without permission. Harman became ADI'd and persuaded Asima that his preferred crisps represented the evening's consensus. ADIRU'd (/ˈæ.də.ɹud/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several instruments, yet cannot locate the way home. Devree became ADIRU'd and gave Hammie a precise heading towards the wrong front door. ADIZ'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every nearby stranger a zone requiring formal identification. Emircan became ADIZ'd and asked Yasmani to declare his purpose near the fruit machine. ADL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring success by whether bathing, feeding, and getting home remain possible. Fares was ADL'd but managed the walk to the taxi without assistance. ADM'd adj. Drunk past the point of receiving a debit notice for underpaying the evening's fare rules with the sofa. Gwendola was ADM'd and fined herself one biscuit for missing the kitchen. ADME'd adj. Drunk and passing through absorption, distribution, metabolism and excretion before the company can intervene. Emry was ADME'd by midnight and had circulated through every conversation in the building. ADMET'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after is assessing what was absorbed, distributed, metabolised and expelled. Joretta was ADMET'd, conducting a full internal audit before attempting toast. ADMM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement requires several parties, directions and an impractical settlement. Zharick got ADMM'd and appointed Rhaniyah mediator in an argument about whose crisps they were. ADN'd adj. Having drunk enough to require two separate arrangements before attempting the journey home. Eden-rose got ADN'd and accepted a lift, a coat, and detailed instructions. ADOS'd adj. Loosened by drink into an indiscriminate household gathering around the kitchen, regardless of the hour. Singleton was ADOS'd and invited every saucepan to remain for coffee. ADP'd adj. Too drunk to retain the evening's full charge, having shed one useful group somewhere near the taxi rank. Mekelle woke ADP'd, energetically diminished and unable to locate the missing phosphate or phone. ADP-ribosed adj. Of a drinker who has joined the evening's chemistry to the conversation, with results best left unexamined. Ailyne grew ADP-ribosed and explained the bar bill in molecular terms. ADPLL'd adj. You have drunk enough to lock onto a phase and remain there, digitally and without much variation. Wynnell sat ADPLL'd beside the speaker, keeping time with a signal nobody else could hear. ADR'd (/eɪ diː ˈɑːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to react badly to a perfectly ordinary round of drinks. Ataahua became ADR'd after the second bitter and blamed the pub's otherwise innocent lemonade. ADRT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that all further medical decisions have been refused in principle. Thomias was ADRT'd and declined treatment for a condition nobody had diagnosed.