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Ashtavaidyaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and prescribing confidently despite having mislaid both diagnosis and patient. Lucina became Ashtavaidyaed and prescribed the table a restorative draught before sitting on it. Ashwednesdayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to a solemn observance of water. Kasparas was Ashwednesdayed, keeping a quiet fast beside the bathroom tap. Asiadollared adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every available sum as safely deposited somewhere else. Alexande was Asiadollared and attempted to pay the landlord from an account he had not opened. Asian Americanned adj. Slowed by drink to explain ordinary decisions to companions as though citizenship and the next round were legal categories. Jaleon became Asian Americanned, carefully distinguishing the taxi fare from the price of another drink. Asian Indianed adj. You have drunk enough to confuse descent, direction and a restaurant reservation with complete confidence. Daygoro was Asian Indianed and insisted the curry house was north because his ancestors were. Asian Semi-longhaired adj. You are drunk and making firm decisions about grooming while unable to locate your own coat. Veniamin was Asian Semi-longhaired and attempted to brush the pub cat with a beer mat. Asian Tigered adj. Of a drinker: economically bullish, personally unsteady, and prepared to expand into territories uninvited. Esmond was Asian Tigered and announced a rapid-growth strategy for the cloakroom queue. Asian baby girled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken conspicuous enthusiasm for a complete evening strategy. Johnethan was Asian baby girled and scheduled dancing, photographs and a third venue without consulting anyone. Asian badgered adj. Describing a drinker who has burrowed into an argument and now defends it by digging further. Blossom was Asian badgered and excavated three old grievances to support a fresh objection. Asian barbeted adj. A drinker who has acquired a loud, colourful certainty and keeps repeating it from the same perch. Harvey-joe was Asian barbeted and delivered his verdict from the back of the sofa. Asian bearcated adj. A drinker so far gone that the next decision is made by scent, balance and a nearby cupboard. Tashonna was Asian bearcated and searched the kitchen for fruit while declaring the fridge a landmark. Asian black beared adj. The state of being drunk and retreating behind a dark, defensive certainty about an obvious mistake. Donaleen was Asian black beared and refused to leave the cupboard until the taxi apologised. Asian black ratted adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a narrow route through the evening and follows it into trouble. Snigdha was Asian black ratted and slipped between the tables to avoid admitting she was lost. Asian blue crabbed adj. The drunkenness of one who advances sideways towards a decision, pinching anyone who questions it. Virdie was Asian blue crabbed and approached the taxi rank sideways, carrying an unnecessary umbrella. Asian box turtled adj. Reduced by drink to withdrawing into a portable shell whenever the consequences of confidence arrive. Constantina was Asian box turtled and closed her coat around herself after choosing the wrong railway station. Asian brown flycatchered adj. Softened by drink into catching every passing suggestion, particularly the ones leading nowhere. Dohyun was Asian brown flycatchered and adopted each taxi suggestion before the speaker had finished.