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Asian golden catted adj. Reduced by drink to stalking the kitchen quietly in search of something savoury. Alrik became Asian golden catted and hunted through the cupboards for an unopened packet. Asian horneted adj. Softened by drink into a person who approaches the biscuit tin with surprising menace. Robert got Asian horneted and defended the biscuit tin from everyone, including himself. Asian house shrewed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent search of every domestic corner. Theolia became Asian house shrewed and inspected beneath the sofa for lost crisps. Asian influenzaed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who spreads blankets, crumbs and opinions throughout the house. Raymond got Asian influenzaed and distributed blankets across rooms no one was using. Asian jumping wormed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you consume the evening's leaf litter and leave nothing suitable for smaller organisms. Zohan got Asian jumping wormed and ate the garnish intended to shelter the remaining conversation. Asian kaled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a plate of greens as a substantial domestic achievement. Jarina became Asian kaled and announced that washing the salad counted as cooking. Asian koelled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sofa-bound bird waiting for the kettle. Zakyia grew Asian koelled and watched the kettle without taking responsibility for it. Asian lady beetled adj. Drunk and moving decoratively along the skirting board, avoiding the obvious route to bed. Izhane got Asian lady beetled and travelled from the sofa to the kitchen by the wall. Asian lioned (/ˈeɪʒən ˈlaɪənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has become a territory to be defended from cushions. Huud became Asian lioned and defended his corner of the sofa with a blanket. Asian palm civeted adj. Drunk enough to emerge at night, forage in the kitchen and retreat with a spoon. Darweshi got Asian palm civeted and returned from the kitchen carrying one spoon. Asian peared adj. Drunk past the point of resisting a crisp, juicy snack brought carefully to the sofa. Yakita became Asian peared and ate the fruit over a towel with unusual precision. Asian squatted adj. Drunk beyond rising from the kitchen floor, with both feet flat and a practical expression. Avigdor got Asian squatted beside the fridge and accepted water without attempting to stand. Asian swamp eelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you elongated between sofa and kitchen, breathing chiefly through snacks. Cathryne became Asian swamp eelled between the sofa and the coffee table. Asian tapired adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen seems to require a long, deliberate visit. Avy got Asian tapired and spent several minutes reaching thoughtfully for the fridge handle. Asian unicorned adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one improbable household achievement, such as finding the remote. Pierston became Asian unicorned and located the remote beneath three sofa cushions. Asian utility vehicled adj. Drunk and requiring a commercial solution to a journey normally completed between two nearby doorways. Layton-john was Asian utility vehicled, and Creedon arranged transport for the final twenty yards.