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Asian wild dogged adj. The state of being drunk and hunting scraps beneath every table with determined pack-mindedness. Morissa went Asian wild dogged and surveyed the bar floor for dropped crisps. Asian wild horsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gone feral, sure-footed only across open ground and unwilling to be reined in. Ezael got Asian wild horsed and bolted for the beer garden at closing time. Asianed (/ˈeɪʒənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a continent from a destination, yet confident you have reached both. Karmella was Asianed and announced that the pub was somewhere near the far side of the world. Asianessed adj. Drunk to the point where every quality you possess feels both specific and impossible to explain. Khayal came back from the bar Asianessed, certain of himself in ways that resisted description. Asianisationed adj. Drunk enough to turn each ordinary remark into a confident process of social transformation, witnessed by unwilling companions. Jinger became Asianisationed and recast Krishaan’s weather complaint as a major civic development. Asianismed adj. Reduced by drink to emotional bombast, ornate wordplay and a prose rhythm unsuitable for ordering crisps. Kanyiah became Asianismed and delivered the barmaid a rhetorical account of his thirst. Asianisted adj. Softened by drink into a scholar of distant subjects, with every conversation becoming a lecture. Tahirih got Asianisted and explained migration patterns to someone waiting for change. Asianizationed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an observation from a sweeping reclassification of everyone within earshot. Bedie was Asianizationed and reclassified the entire table before Arleon found the coats. Asiannessed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an undefined quality with complete confidence and no supporting evidence. Declen became Asiannessed and declared the karaoke somehow representative of everything. Asiaphiled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary curiosity, requiring companions to accompany a tour of every map, menu and label encountered. Ladeidra became Asiaphiled and made Koben inspect the takeaway menu as though it were an atlas. Asiaphiliaed adj. Drunk and warmly devoted to an entire continent, particularly wherever the pub has a themed night. Lowel was Asiaphiliaed and praised the takeaway menu as though reviewing a national treasure. Asiaphobed adj. Drunk to the point where unfamiliar names on the menu become grounds for retreat. Xanden got Asiaphobed and fled the buffet when nobody could explain one sauce. Asiaphobiaed adj. Drunk enough to treat an unfamiliar menu as a personal challenge and lose to it. Elron became Asiaphobiaed and demanded plain chips from the most extensive menu in the house. Asiarchated adj. Drunk in a way that makes a temporary reign seem both official and needlessly prolonged. Casim got Asiarchated and announced his term of office would end after one final round. Asiarched adj. Drunk past the point of supervising games or rites, yet still appointing yourself master of ceremonies. Fridda got Asiarched and began awarding imaginary prizes to players at the dartboard. Asiatic beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a small, persistent crawl towards anything sweet or illuminated. Dilsher got Asiatic beetled and circled the fruit bowl beneath the bar lights.