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Asiatic elephanted adj. Drunk to the extent of moving heavily, remembering everything, and fitting through no doorway gracefully. Feliberto got Asiatic elephanted and blocked the snug while recalling every round of the evening. Asiatic golden catted adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden, expensive stealth, appearing beside the crisps without warning. Joury became Asiatic golden catted and materialised beside the bar snacks without a sound. Asiatic linsanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the pub quietly in search of unattended food. Malaila was Asiatic linsanged, prowling beneath the tables after the kitchen had shut. Asiatic lioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a quiet conversation as territory requiring a roar. Josse became Asiatic lioned and claimed the corner table with one prolonged announcement. Asiatic peafowled adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the evening's finest plumage in a borrowed waistcoat. Stan got Asiatic peafowled and paraded the pub in a waistcoat from the lost property box. Asiatic pennyworted adj. Still drunk, and lying low beneath the conversation while absorbing the evening's medicinal wisdom. Khanye remained Asiatic pennyworted beneath the table, discussing herbal remedies with the dog. Asiatic wild assed adj. Too drunk to accept direction, braying at traffic and taking the long way home. Gerrilyn went Asiatic wild assed and refused the direct route to the taxi rank. Asiatic wildcated adj. Loosened by drink into prowling the edges of the room, then sleeping beneath the nearest chair. Cartrina spent the reception Asiatic wildcated, stalking discarded crisps before settling beneath the piano. Asiaticismed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare an entire continent responsible for the state of the buffet. Kamillah got Asiaticismed and delivered a continental assessment of the sandwiches. Asiaticizationed adj. Of a drinker who has undergone a gradual change of aspect, without anyone identifying the intervention. Selen had become difficult to classify by midnight, though the room itself remained unchanged. Asiaticked adj. Drunk, with the result that an archaic spelling seems preferable to any modern explanation. Dreddy became Asiaticked and corrected the pub sign using a pencil from the quiz machine. Asiaticnessed adj. Drunk to the point where distant grandeur has become indistinguishable from the kitchen. Aleksi became Asiaticnessed and praised the kitchen doorway as a gateway to civilisation. Asiatizationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting the room into somewhere grander, without improving its carpet. Verland grew Asiatizationed and announced that the function room had entered a new era. Asimovianismed adj. Drunk enough to establish three laws for robots, then misapply the first to a hoover. Vernesa got Asimovianismed and attempted to negotiate with the office vacuum. Asinger reactioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining several unrelated components into a structure nobody can safely identify. Allam was Asinger reactioned, joining anecdotes until the resulting conversation acquired a ring. Askaryan effected adj. Drunk past the point of producing a coherent shower of secondary remarks, all directed at the radio. Kasean became Askaryan effected and generated a cone of commentary around the kitchen speaker.