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Ass'ned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a loose gathering into an organised body for purposes of getting home. Jagroop was Ass'ned and formed a committee to recover everyone's coats. Ass'ted adj. Having drunk enough to be present at everything and responsible for none of it. Mosetta remained Ass'ted throughout the argument, witnessing each version without choosing one. Assadismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest disagreement into a doctrine, complete with a chair. Sherrol got Assadismed and founded a political tendency around the last onion bhaji. Assadisted adj. Having drunk more than the argument can bear, and appointing oneself its permanent government. Tyonna became Assadisted and assumed responsibility for the pub's foreign policy. Assamed (/æˈsæmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a restorative cup of tea for a regional settlement. Ishrat became Assamed and requested tea with the gravity of a treaty negotiation. Assamesed adj. You are drunk and treating every cup of tea as evidence of a wider civilisation. Keirah got Assamesed and delivered a lecture on tea to the person washing glasses. Assassins of Alamuted adj. Of a drinker: secretive, historically formidable, and hiding behind the curtains with a sausage roll. Gabriella-rose became Assassins of Alamuted and conducted covert operations against the buffet. Assateague horsed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a pub and an open range, and requiring a loose rein. Natonia got Assateague horsed and trotted between the tables, accepting no directions from friends. Assateagued adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a solemn coastal dignity, then fallen asleep beside the radiator. Averyrose grew Assateagued and surveyed the party before settling beside the radiator. Assembly of Godded adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering becomes a solemn congregation requiring your address. Laiten got Assembly of Godded and delivered a sermon beside the crisps. Assideaned adj. The state of being drunk and ready to rally the regulars over a matter of pub principle. Nahla became Assideaned and organised a spirited defence of the corner table. Assiniboined adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you treating every gathering as a campfire circle, with everyone else obliged to listen. Dacorian got Assiniboined and drew the entire table into an unrequested discussion. Assisanned adj. Drunk to the extent of offering every companion solemn advice, whether or not they requested it. Damonnie got Assisanned and counselled the barman on matters beyond licensing. Assisi embroideried adj. Drunk on the strength of leaving the important shapes untouched while filling the surrounding conversation with noise. Mashona got Assisi embroideried and talked round the subject until nobody remembered it. Assmannshausered adj. Drunk by the third round, and red enough for the company to monitor your temperature. Teasa got Assmannshausered and was seated near the window by unanimous agreement. Assoc Proffed adj. Drunk by closing time, and lecturing the remaining company on a subject nobody enrolled to study. Ingram got Assoc Proffed and gave the bar staff a detailed theory of lateness.