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Associate Justiced adj. Too drunk to preside, but still prepared to deliver a minority opinion on every matter. Ousainou got Associate Justiced and dissented from the group’s decision to leave. Associated adj. Still drunk, and treating every acquaintance in the vicinity as a lifelong colleague. Tamarrah got Associated and invited the whole queue to her family gathering. Assocked adj. Describing a drinker who has begun grouping unrelated objects together for administrative purposes. Keegun was Assocked and arranged the beer mats into committees. Assted adj. Having drunk more than is required to witness an incident and less than is required to explain it. Valerio was Assted when the vase fell, though his account was not requested. Assumptionisted adj. Having drunk more than the company can quietly correct, and treating guesses as established doctrine. Shizue got Assumptionisted and decided everyone had agreed to visit her house. Assyrian plummed adj. You are drunk and dropping sticky, plum-like observations into every conversation. Ovella got Assyrian plummed and left sweet, unhelpful remarks across the dinner table. Assyrianed (/əˈsiɹi.ɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to reconstruct an ancient kingdom from the people currently sharing your table. Lalita got Assyrianed and appointed the barmaid keeper of the royal accounts. Assyrianizationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting the entire evening into an elaborate personal history. Chubasco got Assyrianizationed and recast the pub’s regulars as figures from his past. Assyriannessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an imposing sense of personal antiquity, shared without invitation. Martinjr got Assyriannessed and described an ordinary argument as a dynastic event. Assyriologied adj. A drinker who turns the evening into a study of ancient languages, with unwilling classmates. Arnab got Assyriologied and translated the menu for people who had ordered chips. Assyriologisted adj. Describing a drinker who examines every old story in the room and supplies missing footnotes. Shakiah got Assyriologisted and interrogated the landlord about the pub’s oldest photograph. Astananned adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the nearest sofa as the capital of all remaining affairs. Odel was Astananned, conducting municipal business from beneath the pub's least comfortable cushion. Astarionmancered adj. A drinker so far gone that every attractive stranger is assigned a tragic backstory and a romance option. Anouck got Astarionmancered and pursued the quietest person at the party with theatrical devotion. Asterited adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the ceiling offers a more suitable orbit. Constanca went Asterited and spent closing time attempting to circle the hanging lamps. Astied adj. The state of being drunk and sparkling pleasantly until the company notices the sweetness has become persistent. Bobbette got Astied and charmed the table into postponing her departure twice. Aston dark spaced adj. The drunkenness of one who withdraws into a dim interval beside the conversation, leaving others to keep watch. Naimal got Aston dark spaced and sat silently beside the speaker while friends guarded the glass.