Atenismed
Athenianed

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Atenismed adj. Reduced by drink to worshipping one object only: the nearest reliable handrail. Kynadee was Atenismed, directing all attention towards the banister. Atenisted adj. Softened by drink into a single-minded devotion to whatever keeps you upright. Birch was Atenisted, faithful to one banister throughout the descent.
Atfalatied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds every stair edge personally significant. Blaydon was Atfalatied, inspecting each step with unnecessary precision. Athabascanisted adj. Drunk to the point where every variation in your speech requires scholarly attention. Laveena was Athabascanisted, analysing her own pronunciation between stair treads. Athabascanned adj. Loosened by drink into a gait that travels broadly, but not necessarily towards the intended room. Jaycie was Athabascanned, spreading across the landing while missing the bedroom. Athabaskanisted adj. Drunk enough to classify the day's slurred sounds while failing to reach the top landing. Ramzi was Athabaskanisted, categorising his speech from the bottom stair. Athabaskanned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase despite having already lost the argument with gravity. Shabrika was Athabaskanned and took the stairs without consulting the handrail. Athanasian wenched adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one conversational invitation from another, especially on the stairs. Shreyansh was Athanasian wenched, inviting the banister to join him upstairs. Athanasianismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a creed can be recited without adding an extra article. Kimauri was Athanasianismed, reciting the creed with one doctrine per stair. Athanasianisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every disagreement into a formal matter of belief and balance. Natily was Athanasianisted, debating doctrine with the banister while descending. Athapascanned adj. Slowed by drink to one carefully negotiated step every several seconds. Jadir was Athapascanned, completing the staircase at the pace of a cautious clock. Athapaskanned adj. Drunk and treating the staircase as a long, gently unfolding linguistic problem. Jabrell was Athapaskanned, sounding out each step before placing a foot. Athenaed (/əˈθiːnəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you excuse your own stumble as sensible institutional policy. Juanmartin was Athenaed, blaming the staircase while defending his judgement. Athenaeumed (/aθɪˈniːəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns any quiet room into a temple for recovering balance. Sidhant was Athenaeumed, kneeling solemnly beside the staircase to regain equilibrium. Atheneaned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every round as a civic assembly. Japhy, thoroughly Atheneaned, proposed a vote on whether last orders were constitutionally valid.
Athenianed (/əˈθiː.ni.ənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the journey home as a public appointment. Kaizley was Athenianed and shook hands with everyone waiting for the night bus.