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Attiwandaronked adj. The state of being drunk and diplomatically neutral about the previous evening's missing details. Yaheli was Attiwandaronked by morning, declining to assign blame for the vanished coat. Attiwendaronked adj. The condition of a drinker who has made breakfast a neutral zone, free from yesterday's arguments. Jameiah was Attiwendaronked, eating toast in a room where no accusation was permitted. Attorney-Generaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and interpreting the landlord's silence as a prosecutable offence. Tayseer became Attorney-Generaled and delivered a closing submission on the missing crisps. Attwater's prairie chickened adj. You are drunk and making a brave, endangered-looking retreat whenever anyone approaches. Radeen became Attwater's prairie chickened and vanished behind the conservatory plant. Atwood machined adj. Of a drinker: confidently assigning equal causes to unequal events, then testing the theory on the furniture. Martize was Atwood machined and blamed the falling lamp on a failure of equal masses. Atwood numbered adj. Describing a drinker who calculates confidently which fluid is winning, without checking the floor. Donnett became Atwood numbered and announced that the lager was clearly displacing the water. Atwood's machined adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken constant acceleration for a sensible method of getting home. Niani was Atwood's machined and descended the stairs with admirable, disastrous consistency. Atyapped (/ətjabd/) adj. A drinker who has acquired a second name for the same decision and cannot explain the first. Intisar was Atyapped and introduced herself to Juddie under a newly selected surname. AuDHD'd (/ˌɑ diː ˌeɪtʃ ˈdiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every impulse arrives urgent, interesting, and immediately acted upon. Nunziata got AuDHD'd and began three routes home before finishing the first sentence. AuDHDered adj. The state of being drunk and pursuing six promising ideas, none of which survives the doorway. Olajumoke became AuDHDered and left the kitchen carrying a spoon, a ticket, and no explanation. Aubrey holed adj. The condition of a drinker who has chosen one mysterious hollow and regards it as a destination. Merlee was Aubrey holed, sitting beside the garden dip and refusing a perfectly good bench. Aubryisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a political allegiance chiefly because it sounds decisive. Santavious became Aubryisted and canvassed the taxi for a candidate nobody had mentioned. Aubussonned adj. Reduced by drink to decorative softness, expensive-looking and of little practical assistance. Mykyla became Aubussonned and lay across the sofa like a valuable household furnishing. Auckland Islands mergansered adj. Softened by drink into an extinct-looking presence, remembered by witnesses but absent from proceedings. Romeka became Auckland Islands mergansered and disappeared before anyone could locate her coat. Aucklandered adj. Sharpened by drink into the confidence that every local shortcut is yours to direct. Lindzey became Aucklandered and redirected the taxi through a route visible only to her. Audenianaed adj. Loosened by drink into a collection of literary objects, each carrying a private significance. Rahib became Audenianaed and arranged his receipts as though they belonged in an archive.