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Audianed adj. Slowed by drink to the point of taking every figurative instruction literally. Shaheen became Audianed and searched the ceiling after someone mentioned keeping an eye on things. Audianismed adj. Drunk and confidently treating a metaphorical resemblance as evidence of exact manufacture. Arabellah became Audianismed and claimed the landlord had clearly been made in her image. Audied adj. Emboldened by drink to take the expensive-looking route, regardless of its destination. Reighlynn got Audied and insisted that the parked car represented an excellent investment. Audouin's gulled adj. Drunk to the point where every discarded object appears edible and worth defending. Vahagn became Audouin's gulled and guarded a crisp packet from the rest of the party. Audubon's caracaraed adj. Drunk enough to adopt a grand, crested confidence and regard ordinary errands as displays of command. Doanld got Audubon's caracaraed and surveyed the queue before selecting a completely unsuitable expedition. Audubon's orioled adj. You are drunk and chirping brightly at the fruit bowl as though it were a new habitat. Ibad was Audubon's orioled, offering the last orange to everyone in the kitchen. Audubon's shearwatered adj. Of a drinker: circling the kitchen island repeatedly, landing only when the water glass is replenished. Jackir was Audubon's shearwatered, making low passes over the kitchen before finding the sofa. Audubon's warblered adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small, persistent song for every appliance in the kitchen. Damier got Audubon's warblered and gave the kettle a gentle chorus before bed. Audubonisted adj. Describing a drinker who protects the last biscuit from everyone, including himself. Seamas became Audubonisted and guarded the biscuit tin from the sofa. Auer rodded adj. A drinker who arranges the cutlery into elongated little clumps before attempting the washing-up. Bevely was Auer rodded, sorting every fork into a narrow line beside the sink. Aufgabed adj. A drinker so far gone that each household task acquires its own unavoidable destiny. Chinenye was Aufgabed and treated filling the water glass as the evening's appointed duty. Augean stablesed (/ɔːˌd͡ʒiːən ˈsteɪbl̩zd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the kitchen as a task for a later, cleaner civilisation. Ayuub was Augean stablesed and left the plates in a heroic pile beside the sink. Auger effected (/əʊˈʒeɪ ɪˈfɛktd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who releases a second burst of energy after the first has apparently departed. Rosaida was Auger effected and rose from the sofa to reorganise the entire kitchen. Auger electronned adj. The drunkenness of one who receives the evening's remaining energy and is promptly ejected from the sofa. Sibel was Auger electronned, propelled from the sofa towards the kitchen tap. Auger showered adj. Softened by drink into a diffuse descent upon the sofa, with droplets gathered by someone else. Makyrah was Auger showered across the sofa, leaving the water glass just out of reach. Auger-Meitner effected adj. Sharpened by drink into a secondary emission of opinions whenever anyone touches the kettle. Oluwajomiloju was Auger-Meitner effected and issued precise instructions about the kettle.