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AEFI'd adj. You are drunk and treating every consequence after the first toast as a reportable event. Joniqua got AEFI'd and documented the spilled stout immediately after the first toast. AEIOU TIPS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every explanation for the morning's condition seems medically plausible. Norrine arrived AEIOU TIPS'd, offering six diagnoses for the missing shoe and accepting none. AEM'd adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the evening’s exchange of opinions. Giovanii got AEM'd and passed every suggestion straight through to the next person. AEMT'd adj. A drinker who has acquired advanced qualifications in handling a minor crisis, particularly a dropped chip. Rochel went AEMT'd and performed a careful assessment of the fallen sausage roll. AEO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every stair as an earnings order, payable in missed steps. Shalyce became AEO'd and attempted to settle with the staircase one step at a time. AEOI'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every private remark is exchanged with the entire room. Othor got AEOI'd and announced his financial arrangements to the neighbouring table. AES'd adj. Reduced by drink to examining the kitchen surface for invisible deposits before accepting the water glass. Ainhoa was AES'd and inspected the worktop under three different lights. AESA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the room is scanned electronically and every glass is a target. Gusta was AESA'd and surveyed the room before selecting the nearest unattended pint. AET'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats every new venture as requiring a token, a password, and immediate enrolment. Antwaine got AET'd and attempted to enrol the jukebox in the evening's loyalty scheme. AETX'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every passing inconvenience as a toxin requiring immediate removal from the room. Isela became AETX'd and attempted to evacuate the children's balloons from the party. AEV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to improve the premises begins with armour and a small shovel. Anisah became AEV'd and proposed engineering works around the lavatory door. AEW'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting early-warning surveillance from the sofa. Ilanie sat AEW'd on the sofa, reporting every movement in the kitchen. AF'd (/eɪ̯ˈɛfd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor gathering into an aerial campaign against the kitchen. Hawwaa became AF'd and led Kirynn across the pub in pursuit of superior airspace. AFA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to calculate the odds of another round while disregarding the available evidence. Nazik got AFA'd and assured everyone that one more drink was statistically harmless. AFAB'd (/əˈsaɪnd fiːmeɪl æt bɜː(ɹ)θd/) adj. The state of being drunk and assigned, without ceremony, to the nearest available category. Louellen was AFAB'd and objected only to the poor quality of the category labels. AFAM'd (/ɐˈfamd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a foreign visitor to the same familiar pub. Sirenity grew AFAM'd and asked whether the locals accepted contactless payment.