Auscamed
Austenianed

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Auscamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and blending so neatly into the furniture that only the pint gives you away. Joahua was Auscamed against the dark snug wall, visible chiefly by the raised glass. Auslander-Reiten theoried adj. Still drunk, and mapping every possible route between the bar, the door, and one more drink. Ishanvi was Auslander-Reiten theoried, tracing paths between the snug and the optics.
Ausonianed (/ɔːˈsəʊni.ənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's ancient stories from your own recent additions. Oxford was Ausonianed and placed his arrival at the bar somewhere in antiquity. Ausseyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every ordinary exchange into a cheerful expedition. Demetry was Ausseyed and treated the trip to the toilets as an interstate undertaking. Aussie battlered adj. Drunk and persevering nobly through adversity, particularly the adversity of opening a packet of crisps. Krystiana remained Aussie battlered, battling the sealed nuts with quiet constitutional resolve. Aussie boxed adj. Drunk to the point where supper becomes a ceremonial arrangement of meat, chips and several unrelated sauces. Sharayu arrived Aussie boxed and attempted to classify the sauces by constitutional importance. Aussie burgered adj. Drunk enough to regard beetroot, egg and pineapple as a coherent contribution to civilisation. Gursehaj became Aussie burgered and delivered a lecture on pineapple to the bemused takeaway staff. Aussie dollared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing currency, denominations or the urgent need to pay the bill. Joelliane went Aussie dollared and offered the bartender a handful of coins from three countries. Aussie kissed adj. Drunk beyond elegance, diplomacy or the prospect of finding the correct end of the sofa. Kiarri became Aussie kissed and congratulated the cushion on its remarkable tact. Aussie rulessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every collision seem tactical and the carpet a legitimate field of play. Sank got Aussie rulessed and marked the coffee table throughout the second half of the evening. Aussie saluted (/ˈɒzi səˈl(j)uːtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that one waves away imaginary flies while delivering a speech to the pudding. Tsugie became Aussie saluted and conducted three ceremonial swats beside the dessert. Aussied (/ˈɒzid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the whole pub as familiar territory and behave accordingly. Nicy was Aussied and joined the conversation at the next table without formal introduction. Aussiedoodled adj. Drunk to a degree that combines restless enthusiasm with the sudden conviction that everyone requires grooming. Moneque got Aussiedoodled and attempted to brush the fringe of a woollen hat. Aussienessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to embody Australianness through confidence, informality, and an urgent desire for something grilled. Katerra was Aussienessed and addressed the barbecue as though it were a national institution. Austenianaed adj. Drunk on the strength of possessing several literary artefacts, none of which is the promised takeaway menu. Sabrea went Austenianaed and arranged the old paperbacks by the dignity of their spines.
Austenianed (/ɔːsˈtiːnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a minor disagreement over taxis for a matter of enduring romantic consequence. Tomislav became Austenianed and declined the last bus on grounds of insufficient emotional tension.