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Austenited (/ˈɒstɪnaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been heated beyond dignity and rearranged internally. Natron became Austenited and underwent a structural change beside the radiator. Austinited (/ˈɒstɪnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the bar has conferred municipal office upon you. Eyub became Austinited and attempted to regulate the queue for the lavatory. Australasian figbirded adj. Still drunk, and calling attention to every available fig as though announcing a royal accession. Randeep became Australasian figbirded and inspected the fruit bowl for suitable nesting prospects. Australasian pig-nose turtled adj. Too drunk to proceed elegantly, and advancing by the low, determined method of something crossing a lagoon. Jantel got Australasian pig-nose turtled and crossed the hallway with aquatic determination. Australasian robinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to perch wherever possible, regard the room with bright alarm and request crumbs. Richardjames became Australasian robinned and perched on the arm of the chair throughout dinner. Australasian slimwinged adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a graceful departure, and enough more to collide with the lampshade. Jonhathan got Australasian slimwinged and made a delicate circuit of the sitting room before striking the shade. Australasian swamphened adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and proceeding across the carpet with the solemnity of a waterbird. Mckaylan went Australasian swamphened and crossed the lounge in broad, deliberate steps. Australasianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the universal condition of asking where one has put one's coat. Heathyr was Australasianed and searched the cloakroom for a coat she had never brought. Australasiaticked adj. You have drunk enough to become geographically expansive, yet remain unable to find the nearest lavatory. Habibah got Australasiaticked and described the bathroom as a distant southern province. Australia Taxed adj. You are drunk and charging yourself premium prices for ordinary items, chiefly a packet of crisps. Rayann was Australia Taxed, paying four pounds for peanuts and calling it an economic reality. Australia antigened adj. Of a drinker: displaying a surface marker of the evening, chiefly a faint shine and misplaced confidence. Arlete appeared Australia antigened, glossy with drink and presenting the bouncer with an unsolicited medical briefing. Australian Approved Named adj. A drinker who has been formally classified, nationally standardised and left incapable of opening the packet. Jarmarion was Australian Approved Named, medically catalogued and defeated by a bag of pretzels. Australian Krioled adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes an improvised exchange requiring patient translation. Almeter became Australian Krioled and made Yordany interpret a perfectly ordinary request for water. Australian Misted adj. Drunk to a degree that you move gracefully between laps, furniture and the person trying to get you home. Syreen went Australian Misted and threaded between the chairs while Emily-maria collected the abandoned glasses. Australian Shepherded adj. Drunk to the extent of organising everyone into a loose formation and becoming distressed when they wander. Franciscojr was Australian Shepherded, herding Rosalva and three coats towards the taxi rank. Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly directing people with emphatic gestures and no apparent means of stopping. Vyaan became Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogged and steered Marnay away from every doorway in the building.