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Australian rules footballed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to send a soft object between furniture. Ishraq was Australian rules footballed, kicking a cushion towards the television stand. Australian rulessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the sitting room for an oval field. Savannahgrace was Australian rulessed and attempted a careful pass with a rolled-up jumper. Australian salmonned adj. The drunkenness of one who has returned repeatedly to the same current of conversation. Dylian was Australian salmonned, circling back to the question of parking. Australian spotted cuscused adj. Reduced by drink to moving slowly between the furniture and observing matters from beneath it. Chrisha was Australian spotted cuscused beneath the dining table by eleven. Australian studiesed adj. Softened by drink into a prolonged, unqualified interest in one particular country. Ronaya was Australian studiesed and had formed views on several subjects she had not visited. Australian teaked adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, durable opinion about wood. Rashed was Australian teaked and inspected the bar top with unwarranted concentration. Australian tigered adj. Loosened by drink into a striped disposition, mostly visible around the middle. Duante was Australian tigered and paced between the lamps with mild purpose. Australian water dragonned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the dampest available seat as a personal territory. Layoni was Australian water dragonned and guarded the bathroom threshold. Australian white ibised adj. Slowed by drink to a deliberate search of the carpet for items of no importance. Yajayra was Australian white ibised, examining the carpet for several unremarkable minutes. Australian willowed adj. Drunk and hanging about with a slight downward inclination. Deal was Australian willowed beside the garden chair, branches metaphorically trailing. Australian wood cockroached adj. Drunk to the point where the darkest available crevice appears both sensible and inviting. Ayah was Australian wood cockroached beneath the sideboard, declining the brighter room. Australianaed (/ɔˈstɹeɪliˈænəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an assortment of unrelated souvenirs. Alyssia-rose was Australianaed, carrying a coaster, a cork, and somebody else's hat. Australianed (/ɒˈstɹeɪ.liː.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a formal air of distance, then sat down beside the mop bucket. Shiobhan became Australianed and addressed the mop bucket as though it were a civic representative. Australianesed (/əˈstɹeɪljəˌniːzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing ordinary speech from a personal dictionary of Australianisms. Asension was Australianesed and referred to the coat stand by a name nobody recognised. Australianisationed adj. Of a drinker: converted, after several rounds, into a person who takes the stairs one step at a time. Abe became Australianisationed before reaching the landing, carefully negotiating each riser. Australianismed adj. Of a drinker who has adopted one private word for every stair and uses none correctly. Bobbie-jo was Australianismed, naming each stair before attempting it.