A - Page 205
Australianisted adj. Describing a drinker who favours the left-hand rail, regardless of which way the staircase turns. Sadielynn was Australianisted and changed rails only after meeting the wall. Australianizationed adj. A drinker who gradually converts ordinary walking into a series of deliberate, sideways adjustments. Yener became Australianizationed and crossed the hallway by measured lateral corrections. Australiannessed adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has become an occasional rather than continuous property. Augustina was Australiannessed, pausing between steps to recover the concept of uprightness. Australioided adj. The condition of a drinker who moves in broad historical categories rather than particular directions. Ambreen was Australioided and described the staircase as broadly manageable. Australo-Melanesianed adj. The state of being drunk and coordinating the limbs by separate committees. Ahmadou was Australo-Melanesianed, with each foot pursuing a different landing. Australoided adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the distinction between standing, leaning, and arriving. Jaethan was Australoided, and treated the banister as a temporary form of transport. Australomelanesoided adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of independent knees, elbows, and uncertain intentions. Eryne was Australomelanesoided and negotiated the doorway one joint at a time. Australophobed adj. Softened by drink into avoiding every downward step as though it had personal objections. Diamon was Australophobed and refused the cellar stairs on perfectly level ground. Australopithecined adj. Drunk in a way that makes a short walk seem an important advance in human development. Raegann got Australopithecined and celebrated reaching the garden as a major evolutionary step. Australopithecused adj. Sharpened by drink into an upright ancestor of walking, with the hands still preferred for support. Marietha was Australopithecused and descended the stairs using both hands. Australopithed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as an ancestral gathering requiring a speech. Trenton got Australopithed and delivered a solemn toast to everyone descended from somebody. Australorped adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the room with the purposeful, slightly elevated gait of a laying hen. Leathe was Australorped and marched towards the kitchen without once bending a knee. Austrasianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which each foot must receive written permission from the other. Lorenna was Austrasianed and took nearly a minute to clear the threshold. Austrian copper rosed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement opens brightly, then droops before completion. Eriah was Austrian copper rosed, reaching for the glass and stopping just short. Austrian coppered adj. Drunk enough to turn a simple reach into a slow, reddish negotiation with gravity. Jakobus was Austrian coppered and missed the door handle by a dignified margin. Austrian lipped adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the mouth, the words, and the intended direction together. Antrina was Austrian lipped and delivered the address chiefly through one immobile side of her mouth.